Forum Post: Where are all the hot hippy chicks?
Posted 13 years ago on Oct. 8, 2011, 7:53 a.m. EST by captaindoody
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from Elizabethville, PA
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Back in the 60's when there hot chicks at protests. It was pretty cool. You could go down, smoke a little dope, drink strawberry wine and very likely be up in some guts around a bonfire later.
Look at the broads at the OWS protests. Pathetic. They all have shorter hair and are better built than the limp-wristed men oops, boys.
To what address can I send some wigs, makeup and deodorant?
I build high rises and bridges for a living and I invite you to come down to the occupation and discuss "limp wristed men", captain doody.
Ya muppet.
I'm a hot hippie chick and I approve this message.
LOL! I'm there already. Are you the two guys wearing pink shirts holding Starbucks cups with lipstick on the lid?
I'll be down in about an hour. Meet me by the union table.
Wear that dashing pink shirt like you promised. Could you put a feather boa on so I can recognize you easier? There are a lot of pink shirted guys walking around.
Does your boyfriend like it when you call him "muppet"?
Awesome!!!
lol butt hurt 1%er
ahahah... yeah the males at the protest are sorry excuses for men. Hence, that is why that are unemployed, crying, and "demanding."
Bernake could do with a wig Gietner could use some deoderant Greenspan could do with a touch of make up he looks like death warmed up
you could do with an education
Oh snap! I forgot to add FREE COLLEGE for me to my list of demands. Thanks for the insight.
one is glad to be of service :D
Peace bro! I'll credit you in my manifesto!
obvious troll is obvious.
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You are a link slut. No one is reading them
several people have thanked me in pms for posting them. people arereading them. nice try. its a very effective tactic and thats why you and others object to it. You don't want the message to get out and you dread good organization.
HEY FOLKS----These ad hominem attacks are funny and all, but they are "DISTRACTING FROM THE POINT". This is what the one percent are hoping for...maybe they are even planting these statements. PLEASE IGNORE YOUR PERSONAL ISSUES SO SOMETHING CAN GET DONE...
Tho it is true that any message sounds better coming from a pretty face...
The hot hippy chicks are now married to wealthy bankers 20 years their senior.
Ok now I'm really really mad at the bankers. Can we have a redistribution of poon too?
The poon follows the money and the power. It has always been so. Girls love to have sex on private jets. Can you blame them?
Not fair. We should redistribute poon and force them to have sex with us wimps and nerds.
"force them to have sex with us".
LoL. I believe they call that rape.
No. They are part of the social contract. If society decides that they should give their poon to a fat, filthy, disgusting World of Warcraft playing basement dweller, then that is their duty. Social contract covers everything. It declares that you don't have a right to property, which is an extension of your right to life and the proceeds of it. So if you don't have a right to control what you do with your life and work, why should you have a right to decide what to do with your snatch?
Good point. Sign me up! Lets just remove the word "rape" from the dictionary first.
P.S. I think I just pissed myself laughing.
Well, isn't that the logical extension of the 'social contract' argument? Why are we not allowed to go there?
Oh we are, we are most definitely allowed to go there. In fact, I believe the Tahir Square protest that inspired this movement was christened with the rape of a female CNN reporter.
I wonder if we should make it so that when reporters come to this country they are automatically covered in our social contract. That way, if by some strange miracle, the British send over a hot chick with decent teeth, we could sample her naughty nether regions.
As long as we could tape her mouth shut. I like the British and all, but they never shut up!
Good point. If you tape mouths shut, you don't have to see the teeth either. So that would solve at least a little of the butterface problem - everything is hot but her face.
The glory of the revolution!
I'm guessing most of the zombies around here don't read, but I have to wonder if any of them has seen "The land of the blind"
I haven't seen that one. You gotta see 'The Quest for Fire' though. There is an awesome scene where the caveman gets to hump the hell out of a human chick. She was covered under the social contract and had to give her naughty poon to the caveman as a reward for his saving another human. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd13cGv2GU
The official Occupy Wall Street list of demands describes the demands in too complex detail. People are used to bumper sticker messages. Let's dump our elitist tendencies: we don't need to quote M. L. K. Jr: we don't need to point to videos "to inspire you".
Demand #1 is convoluted. I hate it with a passion. It reads like it was written by an infiltrator bent on discouraging all who read it.
And we must point to what we will do if our demands are not met, i.e. we will continue to occupy places like Wall Street; we will organize specifically to vote people out of office; we will have runs on banks; we will boycott businesses; we will block traffic during rush hour when our crowds are too big to crush, things like that.
We also need to make use of our conscience, especially since we are specifically asking Wall Street to HAVE a conscience. Here's how I propose we rewrite our demands:
-Demand #1: Stop all the wars and bring 100% of our troops home; shut down illegal/immoral military bases around the world, including warships threatening countries, and repel the Patriot Act. How can we be taken seriously if we say nothing about the killing and crippling of innocent people being carried out in our name using our money, and if we sacrifice our civil liberties to provide cover for war profiteers?
The money we save from the wars and bases can immediately be used to take care of our returning troops with medical treatment, infrastructure jobs, , business loans, etc. We want our military on our side, not on Wall Street's side. If riots break out, we want our military to refuse to shoot us.
-Demand #2: Cut the "defense" budget in half and use the money we save to hire troops and other Americans on infrastructure development jobs (schools, bridges, roads...)
-Demand #3: Prohibit investment banks which issue securities and commercial banks which collect deposits from merging or overlapping and reinstate conflict of interest prohibitions against investment bankers serving as officers of commercial banks. (That's all we need from the originally published demand #1)
Demand #4: Reverse the Citizen United court decision by banning ALL corporate political contributions.
Demand # 5: Pass the Buffet rule on fair taxation; close all corporate tax loopholes and prohibit hiding funds overseas. The money saved must be used to develop jobs.
Demand #6: Appropriately regulate the Securities and Exchange Commission and create serious oversight with clear penalties.
Demand #7: Remove 100% of access of PAID lobbyists to the White House, and to our congresspeople and senators...with clear penalties.
Demand #8: Make it illegal for former or current government regulators to work for industries which they regulated...with clear penalties.
Demand #9: Eliminate "personhood" status for corporations.
Demand #10: Prosecute the criminals who crashed our banks and illegally took our homes from us.
--Please contact Amir Dread on Facebook or write to nydread@yahoo.com
Problem being, none of your demands will stop lobbying. You see, once you decide that it is OK to rob Peter to pay Paul and have the government divvy up the proceeds, people are going to find a way to lobby for their 'fair share' of the loot. The problem isn't lobbying. The problem is that they have something to lobby for.
Problem being, there aren't enough hot hippie chicks
We can most definitely agree on that. Lets ask that the Chaz Bono look-alikes currently down there are bussed out. Can we address this at the next general assembly?
And let's get that sissy construction worker out of there as well.
Hes probably just down there to pick up Chaz. Mr. Construction Worker has a secret!
Why do you care more about "getting up in guts" than the cause? If you're not there for the movement, then get out. Your asinine comments will never help the people gain freedom from those in power.
The cause is: 1) Maybe getting some free stuff out of the deal. 2) Acting all self-righteous, claiming to represent the little guy. 3) Having a blast on a camping trip which includes getting up in a lot of guts.
dear god, that expression makes you sound like a necrophiliac...
disturbing images cringe
You must not be paying attention. At my local GA meetings there are extremely attractive girls.
hot hippie chicks went away in the 60's with the hippies, when your viagra wears off grandpa, go home and get your fucking shine box
But why can't we have some hot hippie chicks down at OWS? We have Soros money for Chrissake. We can afford better.
hello everyone. i've got some question for the readers of this very lively thread.
how did america get in the deep shit it finds itself in today?
when you screw up does the government give you loads of cash?
do you donate large sums of money to political campaigns?
America got in the deep shit it finds itself in because: 1) We decided it was OK to rob Peter and give the money to Paul. 2) People figured out that the government would give them free stuff. 3) They started lobbying to get more free stuff.
Any questions?
can you be a little more specific as to who peter and paul are and who's getting the free stuff?
Peter is anyone who actually earns an income and has it taxed away to be used by the government as it sees fit. Paul is someone who accepts what he didn't earn. You can use those generalized concepts and extend them to the guy working at Home Depot having his taxes go to bail out the banks. Either way, the problem is that the transfer of wealth is allowed in the first place. Once that starts, people will lobby to get 'their share' and you'll be in the mess we're in now.
sounds very ows.
OWS isn't against robbing Peter to pay Paul. We just want to be Paul.
i'm sorry, but i think you're misunderstanding the basis of this movement. accountability for the current financial crisis and stopping the influence of big money in our government are two of the main themes in ows. where are you getting your info from?
Wow. so you were like one of those poser hippies along for the party huh? pig
Thats what pretty much ALL of the straight (sexually speaking) guys are down there for. Hot poon, dope and awesome music. Speaking of which, when are we gonna have a Woodstock? Maybe call it FleabagStock instead?
I think granpa might need his glasses checked.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/03/article-2044267-0E310E5F00000578-92_470x462.jpg
Hideous. I can already smell the fish and cumin scented BO. Again, where can I send the makeup, wigs and deodorant. Seriously, I can have my guys drive a truck down there tomorrow.
From the home page:
Mail The UPS Store Re: Occupy Wall Street 118A Fulton St. #205 New York, NY 10038 Money orders only please, cannot cash checks yet. Non-perishable goods only. We can accept packages of any size. We're currently low on food.
See? Nobody has a checking account! Be sure to write a special message just for them on each item you send them. To make sure they know how Americans really feel about moochers, communists, and thieves.
Low on food!?!?! How can that be? I would think that some of the cows they have walking around there would at least have breast milk. Think of the tremendous imagery - just like the ending of 'The Grapes of Wrath!'
Nooo, that isn't the sort of thing I want to see...let alone imagine. How ghastly!
Oooh!! I think I just saw a hot hippie chick. Aww. No wait. She's a reporter from Fox News.
The hot hippy chicks are far and few at these protests.
A lot of hot woman today are conservative (with jobs) and not leftists. Maybe that is why there are so few hotties at the protests.
They probably also can get better men than the malcontented metrosexuals that are down there.
So true.
Yes so unfair. Why should men who were born better looking with more ambition and drive get all the poon? We should plan to redistribute poon when all of this is over as well.
The hot hippy chicks are all lesbians now. More mannish than the straights, if you can find any in this crowd.
Yeah there are some real bruisers down there. I heard one lady say 'see you later guys, I gotta go sheetrock a basement.' The 'guys' she was saying it to were on their way to go get a skinny soy latte or some such girly drink.
Lovely Elizabethville, PA. Population 1344. I doubt you've been anywhere near Wall Street lately, you're probably quoting some dude at the Route 209 truckstop that you mistook for a girl. Toldya get dem glasses checked, gramps.
Ever heard of clicking on a random location on the map when you sign up for a logon? Also, there is this new invention called a shower. Some showers even have hot water, but just not in the places where they don't have capitalism. You have to get on a government list and wait 20 years to get a hot water heater, and then only if you belong to the right group of people.
You are the one percent aincha gramps?
I know all about showers. Here in New York, we even have INDOOR showers.
You ARE the 1%!
Elizabethville:
Estimated median household income in 2009: $29,949
(it was $31,406 in 2000) $29,949
LOL! Apparently you didn't get the part about clicking on a random part of the map. But, thanks for letting your elitism show through by bashing anywhere that isn't as uber cool as NYC.
aw you mad bout my elitism? sorry, when you come in here acting all foul, some of us hippies fight back
and pennsyltuckians are not the only gun nuts on the planet either, just an FYI
Peace be with you bro. Don't taze me!