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Forum Post: Is Mitt Romney a Reptilian?

Posted 2 years ago on Aug. 1, 2012, 8:57 p.m. EST by NLake72 (510)
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Ok... Simple question. I never used to believe in reptilians, but as I look at Mitt Romney I think... Maybe he's a reptilian. He seems to have the look. And, he seems to follow the same agenda. He speaks with a forked tongue, and I can't find any pictures to confirm that he actually does have a human tongue (and not something more akin to a snake's oral sensory organ.) I don't know... I never used to buy into any of this reptilian stuff, but I get that vibe... I don't know... It's just creepy. I mean, I'm not saying we are victims of an alien invasion, but man... I just get that queasy feeling like Mitt would sell out planet Earth to an alien race... Frankly, he might not be a human being at all. I get that "sans humanity" chill when I glance him out of the corner of my eye... Maybe we should see if other animals shy away from him? That's usually a pretty good trick for detecting pure evil... Maybe it works with aliens too? Food for thought.

Edit Paul Ryan looks like he was spawned from the same pod. You can't deny it, they are clearly a matched set.... It's like the Boys from Brazil. I bet they all have code names in a dossier somewhere.

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[-] 3 points by frogmanofborneo (602) from New York, NY 2 years ago

He's a descendant of one of the 13 original fraudsters of the Mormon Church which means he's networked up like an mf'er and that much is expected of him. Now Mormons are pragmatists and doers. Bet they're not just sitting on their asses waiting for Joseph Smith's Whitehorse prophecy to come true.

http://occupywallst.org/forum/mitt-romneys-mormon-problem-and-ours/

http://nomormonpresidentnomittromney2012.blogspot.com/2012/06/mormon-lying.html http://www.salon.com/2012/01/29/mitt_and_the_white_horse_prophecy/

[-] 2 points by Underdog (2971) from Clermont, FL 2 years ago

I think I saw a cameo of Willard in They Live. If you haven't seen that flick, it's worth watching just for the thinly veiled class-warfare message alone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

[-] 2 points by agkaiser (1314) from Fredericksburg, TX 2 years ago

“MacLean proposed that the reptilian complex was responsible for species typical instinctual behaviors involved in aggression, dominance, territoriality, and ritual displays.” Read about the Reptilian Brain [Triune Brain] at Wikepedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_brain

Mitt Romney, conservatives in general and their libertarian dupes are atavistic at best. But Reptilian works for me.

Read about dysfunctional economy and culture: How Does That Work? https://www.createspace.com/3852916

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

edited for Paul Ryan alert.

[-] 1 points by versi (3) 2 years ago

He's not a reptilian, he's a psychopath. Just not a very good mimic of normal human behavior.

On the other hand, psychopaths are often called reptiles. Their needs and wants are simply on the reptilian level, just the basic drives, but with a human's intelligence at fulfilling them.

Perhaps psychopathy is the evolutionary victory of the reptilian brain (which we all have) in these individuals.

[-] -1 points by vvv0802 (-17) 2 years ago

Romney is no psychopath. Neither is Obama. They both are men of wealth and power seeking what almost all men of wealth and power seek: MORE.

[-] 1 points by versi (3) 2 years ago

Obama's not, Romney is.

Why did Romney make a fool of himself criticising the Olympic preparations in Britain? Because he's an ego-driven psychopath who couldn't resist making himself look good in comparison.

[-] -1 points by vvv0802 (-17) 2 years ago

You still cling to "Hope", and I can post examples proving that "Hope" never had any basis in fact all night long:

NDAA 2012: Odrona Demands Dismissal Of Sec. 1021 Injunction:

http://open.salon.com/blog/watchingfrogsboil/2012/07/25/ndaa_2012_odrona_demands_dismissal_of_sec_1021_injunction

[-] 1 points by Shule (2238) 2 years ago

Maybe if he gets cold enough, he'll stop moving...

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Ha! Take away his basking stone... That's hilarious.

[-] 1 points by shoozTroll (17632) 2 years ago

Perhaps, but more importantly, are reptillians Mormons and are they too forced to wear magic underwear?

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

My guess is that the longer reptilians stay on this planet, the less inclined they are to let any of us procreate...

[-] 2 points by shoozTroll (17632) 2 years ago

That would explain the Vatican and Islam.........:)

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

While they change the climate and the atmosphere the environment ( land air water ) to suit them - not to suit human life.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Hmmm... make us so miserable that it encourages humans to volutarily deport themselves? Who was just talking about something like this recently? Hmmm...

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

I don't know - I have heard how the rich ( some of them ) are giving up their USA citizenship and moving overseas.

But hopping back to mittens for a sec. - I think we ought to take pity on the poor artificial wannabe - help him out - hook him up to a bottle of CO and let him begin his acclimation/transformation.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

I wonder if he sheds his skin? Nothing else seems terribly sacred, maybe he isn't flip flopping at all-- maybe he just molts every month or two?

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

aAHhahahahaahaahehehooo....yeah I guess that could make him look like a freshly landed carp flopping around the bottom of a boat. hHEeeheheheeehooheheha

[-] 2 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

See? The poor are just too lazy to feed themselves! Why, all they have to do is take the yacht out on the river, and the fish practically jump in the boat <WHAP!> Oh, they actually DO jump in the boat, holy smokes, hun, look at that, it's a free fish dinner!

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

oooo - ick - U don't want to eat carp - oooo - give em a fancy name and provide em to the wealthy as a very costly and rare delicacy. In which case muffy and stuffy on their yacht - please troll the river all day you can have scads and scads of em.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Max Max was loving his puppy chow... I'll duke it out with a carp instead.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

HEY - I just made a Move to Amend Post if UR interested.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Not sure what that means, but ok :)

[-] 1 points by Phanya2011 (908) from Tucson, AZ 2 years ago

He's a Ferrengi -- like Quark in Star Trek Deep Space Nine

[-] 2 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

No not quite - I think quark actually had somewhat of a soul and consideration for others that went beyond business - he was kind of a cultural outcast for his heresy.

[-] 1 points by Phanya2011 (908) from Tucson, AZ 2 years ago

True; he and his brother were both too kind for their species. But those laws of acquisition sure do sound like the conservatives of today :) A veritable political platform..

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

LOL - the corpoRATists manifesto?

[-] 1 points by VQkag2 (16478) 2 years ago

Your right about the ferengi being too kind for the species. I suppose they may have been playing to their market, But yes I think the species was based on conservatives, and I believe Data in ST:TNG compared them to "yankee traders" of early American history, Which is certainly the progenitors of todays conservatives.

Heres to a society without the burden of money. Will it ever come to be?

"Peace, and long life"

[-] 1 points by Phanya2011 (908) from Tucson, AZ 2 years ago

Roddenberry was quite a visionary; when someone said to him, in great surprise, that Star Trek episodes were nothing but morality plays, he is supposed to have responded, "Shhhhh; don't tell anyone."

[-] 1 points by Phanya2011 (908) from Tucson, AZ 2 years ago

Well, when we obliterate human beings, all will be well. Give us time; we've made several stabs at it (so to speak) :)

[-] 3 points by VQkag2 (16478) 2 years ago

We will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

;)

[-] 1 points by freewriterguy (882) 2 years ago

A business man who failed can see farther than a corporate exec who did not build a business from the ground up as in Bain Capital. I tell you he will be just another puppet who dances to the strings of corporatists.

A rich man will never understand the struggles of a poor country.

[-] 3 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Well, a president should be a good businessman, and a good lawyer, and a good soldier, and a good custodian of the environment, and a champion of our future generations. A president should be a lot of things.

A businessman might be most qualified for a cabinet post, but is a businessman qualified to be leader of our country? Not if he only wants to talk about one issue: the economy. Most certainly not if he's a serial flip flopper, and an obvious puppet financially beholden to masters unknown. And, that whole mind control ray thing? Totally uncool. A vote for Mitt is a vote to support the Reptilian Secret High Council.

[-] 2 points by freewriterguy (882) 2 years ago

thanks for your input, however I would like to point out that a president should represent us, we the people. I dont agree that they should be idolized as if they are somehow better than the rest of us, nor should anything in our society be so complicated that a redneck couldn't understand. If it wasnt for the scottish rednecks in the woods we would still be under british rule today. Let me give an example; bailing out rich bankers at the detriment of hundreds of thousands of our citizens shows no wisdom at all.

Another example, I dont agree with the concept, that things are too complicated for citizens to understand, so sign away your freedom and we will secure you mentality. This is plain wrong!, Yet it is the attitude of our false leaders who have lifted themselves above us.

[-] 1 points by elf3 (2959) 2 years ago

I always thought of him like the arrogant Dr. Chilton in Silence of the Lambs (the one who sold out Hannibal for his career) - but now that you mention it - reptilian seems a more appropriate description - although I definitely think of Willard when I think of people discovering the time machine and using it to go back in time and change history for their own advantage and turning things into an alternate evil universe - is there a name for that because that seems right too? A time altering arrogant reptilian maybe? At any rate he had to transport his dog on the roof of his car - a good indicator that animals mustn't be allowed too close and then there was that whole thing where he shaved a classmate's head who he thought was gay - I don't know what that adds - I just like to mention it because it seems you'd have to be asshole to do something like that. So maybe he's just a real asshole.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

I noticed that about the dog too. Maybe you could train a horse to tolerate an alien standing next to it, but man's best friend? I rather doubt it. Probably, the dog is a robotic crowd pleaser like in Battlestar Galactica.

And yes, he does have that Dr. Chilton look... good catch, we'll keep on eye on that guy too... As for time travel? Well, there was that whole retroactive retirement thing, I think maybe he's spending a lot of time revising his tax returns, but I'm not sure they can move an army of accountants and lawyers through time like that (I'll have to research my John Titor materials to see about that-- very fun sci-fi reading.)

Now, as for the head shaving... Kinda sounds like he was a dick when he was a kid, and I'd give him a pass due to his age and social environment... If he didn't already strike me as they type of guy who would stand firmly against gay rights (particularly, if he was already directed to do so.)

Yeah, good to have you on the case...

[-] 0 points by hchc (3297) from Tampa, FL 2 years ago

No. Just an idiot.

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[-] -1 points by Porkie (-255) 2 years ago

My wife thinks he's sexy.

[-] -1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

I heard he was a robot.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

He wants to be an artificial person CorpoRATions are his gods.

[-] 2 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Somebody get Tyrell in here! He's got some explaining to do...

[-] 2 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Zoomwoosh.....?.....woosh....

Sorry that reference went right over my head.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Mr. Tyrell, down at Tyrell Corp... He's the guy who made Mitt's brain, and Darryl Hannah's body. He thinks he's some kind of Corporate God in his high tech temple to... high tech. Yeah... get that crazy old man down here, I think it's time he fessed up about these replicants of his...

[-] 2 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

LOL - ok - Blade Runner.

Hey - did you ever read the book Ender's Game? They are making a movie to come out next March.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

I just wiki'd it.... Yep that sounds like something that I'd enjoy. A book that is decidedly pulp sci-fi, which has a similar theme is Armor, which follows more closely to Starship Troopers (and, those movies are surprisingly good, imho...) . If'n you're looking for another totally pulp sci-fi book try Hunters of the Red Moon. Both have stuck with me despite being decidedly low-brow reading material, so... I guess that's a good sign?

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

I've read Armor It was a good read - I will have to look into that other.

[-] 1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

How ironic! Corporations are people, but Romney isn't! I love it.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

He is scary to watch making a speech - I sometimes get the feeling that it is a very good thing that he is not armed when out in public.

[-] 2 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Pretty strong risk of him shooting himself in his foot...

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

LOL - Yes there is that. He might be OK with that if he could then get an artificial foot.

[-] 2 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

All I know for sure is that I don't want an artificial foot up my @ss. We gotta keep an eye on this thing, sometimes you gotta just trust your instincts and sleep in shifts.

[-] 2 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

There is no way in hell that mittens can win the election unless the vote is rigged or there are more insane people then I currently think are out there. I sleep very lightly.

[-] 2 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

I think it's going to be a close race, which is what freaks me out... People will vote for anyone if he is presented as their party's chosen candidate. Even a guy who is representing the guys that want to shred the Constitution and corrupt our electoral process to best serve their personal profit margins. Dude... I think it's gotta be an alien invasion, this just makes no sense otherwise. Oh, and don't get me started on the 2004 Ohio election fraud... The court cases still aren't resolved... 8 years later.

I'm telling you. Just look at Mitt's eyes. When he blinks he has a second set of pupils like that guy in the Men in Black 1.

[-] 2 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

What it is is mass insanity - people voting for Mittens etch-A-sketch Romulan the most(?) famous compulsive pathological liar.

I sometimes half expect to see a real sane person confront him in public and then the rest of the audience and the mittens point their fingers and open their mouths and emit a wail ( this one is not of the body) - the guy gets jumped knocked out and placed on the stage next to a pod - mittens looks at the camera and says resistance is futile - you will be one with the body.

[-] 2 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

You know how in Men in Black they have this team of guys that run around with their neuralizers, changing what witnesses think they saw? Yeah... He's got this whole group of people walking around after every speech saying "he'll get it better next time... what he really meant to say was..." No. He really meant it, and I don't even like the cover story a lot of the time.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Good stories - yeah the old stuff can be pretty silly to watch - but if you can just examine the stories there is often times some good food for thought.


[-] 1 points by NLake72 (380) 1 minute ago

I'm working through the original series at startrek.com, man, it's like watching old flash gordon shows, but the storylines still hold up pretty well. ↥twinkle ↧stinkle permalink

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

One wonders how those supporters of mittens could continue to buy his BS. It seems like it would have to be mind control or a paid audience or something.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

Yeah, he's pretty much a "live before a studio audience" type of candidate. I think what they need to do is get him a teleprompter and a shock collar for when he starts speaking his own words.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

LOL - the constant shock collar zaps might even help him with making human facial expressions.

[-] -1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

Good Star Trek reference.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Thanks - it kind of ended up as hodgepodge part Star Trek computer controlled planet population and Star Trek Borg assimilation and invasion of the body snatchers.

[-] -1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

What a great comment! "I know enough to get into trouble in many interesting ways." Wish I'd thought of that. ;-)

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

LOL - I have found that you will learn a tremendous amount when you are forced to fix a problem. {:-])

[-] -1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

Heh heh. You apparently are a fan of the classics.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Strike while the iron is hot - I know I am an honorary member of the procrastinators club. {:-])

Another comment I have heard about generalists is - I know enough to get into trouble in many interesting ways.


[-] 1 points by gnomunny (3565) 0 minutes ago

A generalist is a good term. What was the old quote? "I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little." I am as well, my interests change constantly, which has been both a benefit and a curse, since I often get bored with something and move on to something else, leaving the first 'something' incomplete. I'm a great starter but a terrible finisher.

Which reminds me. I have to finish painting the bathroom.

Ah, fug it. There's always tomorrow. ;-) ↥twinkle ↧stinkle permalink

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (22313) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

I am I guess what some might call a generalist - a vast array of interests and no real area of specialization. I work to gain as much knowledge as I can in whatever I am doing - but I do not ( can not? ) limit what I will do.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

I'm working through the original series at startrek.com, man, it's like watching old flash gordon shows, but the storylines still hold up pretty well.

[-] -1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

A generalist is a good term. What was the old quote? "I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little." I am as well, my interests change constantly, which has been both a benefit and a curse, since I often get bored with something and move on to something else, leaving the first 'something' incomplete. I'm a great starter but a terrible finisher.

Which reminds me. I have to finish painting the bathroom.

Ah, fug it. There's always tomorrow. ;-)

[-] -2 points by TrevorMnemonic (5827) 2 years ago

hahahaha

I love reading conspiracy theories for entertainment value... and I have to say reptilian theory is my all time favorite because it's modeled after one of my favorite movies, THEY LIVE, starring Rowdy Roddy Piper. LOL

I remember once coming across a video on youtube called "Proof Bush is a reptilian" or something like that. But it had the funniest comment ever. "Finally I'm not the only one that knows." Hahahahaha people crack me up sometimes.

[-] -1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

What a camp classic! Piper cracks me up in that. It just played recently on TV. had to watch it again.

There's even a conspiracy theory about that movie, believe it or not. Actually, not a conspiracy theory, but an interpretation of the 'hidden message' behind it. It's an entertaining read it if you get the time:

http://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/they-live-the-weird-movie-with-a-powerful-message/

[-] 1 points by versi (3) 2 years ago

The movie was actually about psychopaths not aliens.

[-] 0 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

I didn't see it like that, but movies are often open to different interpretations. For a third interpretation, see my link.

[-] 1 points by NLake72 (510) 2 years ago

.. I'm all out of bubblegum...

[-] -1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

What a corny and hilarious line! I just watched it recently after not seeing it for years. Enjoyed it immensely.

[-] -2 points by TrevorMnemonic (5827) 2 years ago

OBEY

the showing of subliminal messaging was one of my favorite parts.

[-] -1 points by gnomunny (6885) from St Louis, MO 2 years ago

Did you check out that link? His analysis of hidden meanings in movies, although sometimes a stretch, are definitely food for thought. I didn't realize that movie was actually based on a book, it seemed too corny. Basically, his assessment is, replace the aliens with the global elite, and factor in what's going on nowadays, etc. Sometimes I think that boy nails it.