Posted 10 years ago on Dec. 17, 2011, 1:30 p.m. EST by DKAtoday
from Coon Rapids, MN
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*These items have been thoroughly Tested in China and do not contain any lead.
Hey folks: they are cheap, they are economical, and if you order right now, we'll send you 2 for the price of 3 ( shipping & handling extra ).
Give your loved ones the gift of clean fresh re-breathable air. Each re-breather cell will guarantee hours of breathing pleasure ( death due to malfunction is actually rare ).
And if that's not enough to get you excited, our new model is 50% lighter. Just think of how much fun your kids will have when they are out playing in the acid rain with their friends.
Act right now and well include at no additional cost a free tube of burn cream a $19.99 value absolutely free ( shipping and handling separate )
So act now these deals are not going to last.
And if you call in & order right now, and this is an absolutely unbelievable offer. If you order right now!!! We will even include our new air tight fog free Goggles absolutely free ( shipping and handling extra ). These Goggles are sheek and sexy. They are even polarized so you need not be concerned about those troublesome UV rays burning out your retinas. These Goggles don't just protect from the acid rain and toxic fumes they are gauranteed to protect against Sunlight.
So don't delay...this offer absolutely will not last!!!!!!!!!!!
Hold onto your hats folks..because you are absolutely not going to believe this!! If you order with-in the next ten minutes...we will add to your order in addition to everything listed above absolutely free ( shipping and handling extra ) an item that any family can not do without. It slices. It dices. It will even paint your car! No kidding folks.........................