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Forum Post: Satire to defend the future. New Industry new jobs! Check it out!!

Posted 2 years ago on Dec. 17, 2011, 1:30 p.m. EST by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN
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Oxygen Re-breathers.

*These items have been thoroughly Tested in China and do not contain any lead.

Hey folks: they are cheap, they are economical, and if you order right now, we'll send you 2 for the price of 3 ( shipping & handling extra ).

Give your loved ones the gift of clean fresh re-breathable air. Each re-breather cell will guarantee hours of breathing pleasure ( death due to malfunction is actually rare ).

And if that's not enough to get you excited, our new model is 50% lighter. Just think of how much fun your kids will have when they are out playing in the acid rain with their friends.

Act right now and well include at no additional cost a free tube of burn cream a $19.99 value absolutely free ( shipping and handling separate )

So act now these deals are not going to last.

And if you call in & order right now, and this is an absolutely unbelievable offer. If you order right now!!! We will even include our new air tight fog free Goggles absolutely free ( shipping and handling extra ). These Goggles are sheek and sexy. They are even polarized so you need not be concerned about those troublesome UV rays burning out your retinas. These Goggles don't just protect from the acid rain and toxic fumes they are gauranteed to protect against Sunlight.

So don't delay...this offer absolutely will not last!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold onto your hats folks..because you are absolutely not going to believe this!! If you order with-in the next ten minutes...we will add to your order in addition to everything listed above absolutely free ( shipping and handling extra ) an item that any family can not do without. It slices. It dices. It will even paint your car! No kidding folks.........................

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[-] 3 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

To real to be funny?

[-] 2 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Will do. I believe there is restorative power in humor.

[-] 2 points by Windsofchange (1044) 2 years ago

Yes, laughter is good for the soul.

Thanks again for sharing my thread on twitter--very appreciated!

[-] 2 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 2 years ago

LoL!

I want some-ah-them sexy goggles

tain nut'in better'n oglin sexy gals wearin sexy goggles . . . .

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Personally I'm pretty exited about the slicer/dicer/car painter.

[-] 1 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 2 years ago

well, I guess it could come in real handy,

if we haffta go underground . . . .

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Like you said the Goggles are nice! But I've always worked with my hands.

[-] 1 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 2 years ago

LoL!

rebreathers

sure you aren't selling Eric Cantor?

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

I think I should be embarrassed, but I just can not place that name.

[-] 1 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 2 years ago

he's a slick little economics guru house repelican who is intent on the end of medicaid.

he's a rebreather

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Thanks for the edumacation. I can now officially check off today in the win column. It's good to gain knowledge.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Satire to defend the future.

[-] 1 points by freewriterguy (882) 2 years ago

yep that pretty much sums up most of the television and radio commercials i see from day to day, lies easily verifiable.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Lobby the government. Your voice is a vote. Petitioning is lobbying. The Peoples Lobby. Take part, take action.

Forward environmental change. Your participation can make a difference.

http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/keystone_sotu/?id=33678-4904244-%3Dxzka6x&t=7

187,506 signatures so far for Bernie Sanders petition as of 9:48am central time 01/20/2012

http://sanders.enews.senate.gov/mail/util.cfm?mailaction=clickthru&gpiv=2100081904.557411.411&gen=1&mailing_linkid=34578

The petition to save abandoned houses has 16 signatures as of 01/20/2012. Were just rolling right along.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/Savingpeople-savinghomes-payingdowntheNationaldeficit/

Here is a place where you can directly address change. Take part, it does not hurt and may very well heal/help. Forward the cause of reform and rebirth.

http://www.care2.com/go/z/e/Ag8nw/zL2Q/B18Bb

Sierra Club has some good things to take part in as well. Set-up and ready for you to take part in. http://sierraclub.org/

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Take action. See samples of how below.

183,361 signatures so far for Bernie Sanders petition as of 10:15am central time 01/15/2012

http://sanders.enews.senate.gov/mail/util.cfm?mailaction=clickthru&gpiv=2100081904.557411.411&gen=1&mailing_linkid=34578

The petition to save abandoned houses has 15 signatures. We picked one up at around 9:50pm 01/13/2012. Were just rolling right along.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/Savingpeople-savinghomes-payingdowntheNationaldeficit/

Here is a place where you can directly address change. Take part, it does not hurt and may very well heal/help. Forward the cause of reform and rebirth.

http://www.care2.com/go/z/e/Ag8nw/zL2Q/B18Bb

Sierra Club has some good things to take part in as well. Set-up and ready for you to take part in. http://sierraclub.org/

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Here is a place where you can directly address change. Take part, it does not hurt and may very well heal/help. Forward the cause of reform and rebirth.

http://www.care2.com/go/z/e/Ag8nw/zL2Q/B18Bb

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

This is why we are here this is why you are needed.

http://occupywallst.org/forum/inside-job-documentary/

Share, circulate, educate, inspire.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Not to late to invest!

Get in on the ground floor of what is sure to be a booming market.

[-] 1 points by JadedCitizen (4277) 2 years ago

Oxygen Re-breathers? Needs a catchier name.

Introducing,

OX-EASE!!!! because your lungs are worth it!

While supplies last: impress your friends with the special limited edition authentic sounding Darth Vader OX-EASE!!! light saber not included

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Or how about. Safe breath. As they have killed fewer people during actual testing and implementation than the other leading competitors products.

[-] 1 points by JadedCitizen (4277) 2 years ago

Safe Breath is pretty catchy. I can almost hear the jingle.

La la, La la

La la lala lala

Safe Breath, Safe Breath

keeps your lungs clean

Safe Breath, Safe Breath

makes dirty air pristine

La la, La la

La la lala lala

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

And it would be reassuring for parents.

[-] 1 points by JadedCitizen (4277) 2 years ago

My kids just informed me I am soooo totally old & out of touch; it's the in-thing nowadays to call 'em smog-beaters.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Well you know kids. They do seem to be able to instinctively keep their finger on the pulse of the new/now/happening.

Smog-beaters could relate well to the existing egg-beaters market.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Now?

Look-up . . . read post.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Kill the need for this new industry. Please don't let it become a necessary one!

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

But just think of the jobs this vital industry would create.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

I don't care. There is no way I'm going to have my kids running around in sexy goggles.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Satire anyone?

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[-] 0 points by kiddclass101 (19) from New York, NY 2 years ago

The Demands Of Occupy Wall Street: As Occupy Wall Street enters its fifth week, its numbers are growing and the movement is beginning to take shape. Here are some of the protesters' demands:

* Bank of America should be renamed

Bank of Jerkmerica * A simple "We're sorry" * Corporations should be handing out more free promo items if their profits exceed $1 billion, even if it's just hats or those stupid foam cup-holder things

* Arcade Fire to play one set for them or, if they're unavailable,

Spoon * European-style socialist state so we can enjoy the same economic prosperity they do * Lower tuition at the private universities in the Northeast they chose to attend instead of in-state public colleges * Cheaper Odwallas * Holding senior executives accountable for the massive wealth lost and the millions of families they destroyed and making them feel really, really guilty about it

[-] 0 points by kiddclass101 (19) from New York, NY 2 years ago

(CBS/AP) http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57345133/occupy-mantra-tops-best-quotes-of-2011/

NEW HAVEN, Conn. - The growing scrutiny of the rich dominated this year's best quotes, according to a Yale University librarian who anointed the Occupy Wall Street protesters' slogan — "We are the 99 percent" — as the year's best.

Special Section: Occupy Wall Street Protests

Fred Shapiro, associate librarian at Yale Law School, has released his sixth annual list of the most notable quotations of the year.

Shapiro noted that the conservative tea party movement was prominent in last year's quotes.

"The tea party quotes are very strongly anti-government," Shapiro said. "The Occupy quotes and the other more liberal quotes that you see at the top of the list this year are directed more at Wall Street and the upper 1 percent economically of the country rather than focus squarely on government."

The original "Yale Book of Quotations" was published in 2006. Since then, Shapiro has released an annual list of the top 10 quotes that would be incorporated into the next edition.

O'Donnell witchcraft quote among top ten of year Health care fight produces top 2009 quotes Fey/Palin top 2008's most memorable quotes

Shapiro picks quotes that are famous, important or revealing of the spirit of the times, not necessarily ones that are the most eloquent or admirable.

The "We are the 99 percent" slogan stems from a movement against economic disparity and perceived corporate greed. Protests began with the Occupy Wall Street encampment in Manhattan in September and have spread around the country.

Billionaire investor Warren Buffett made the list for his complaint that rich people pay a smaller share of their income in federal taxes than middle-class taxpayers. His op-ed prompted President Obama to suggest that a minimum tax be imposed on millionaires.

And Elizabeth Warren, a Democrat running for Senate in Massachusetts, made the list with her remarks that the rich didn't do it on their own.

While the super-rich were in the crosshairs of this year's top quotes, bumbling politicians made their usual strong showing.

Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry came in 5th with his "oops" comment at a debate last month. On the Democratic side, former U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York placed 9th with his "I can't say with certitude" when asked whether a lewd photograph was in fact of him.

The list:

  1. "We are the 99 percent." — slogan of Occupy movement.

  2. "There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody. You built a factory out there — good for you! But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for." — U.S. Sen. candidate Elizabeth Warren, speaking in Andover, Mass., in August.

Warren takes on GOP's "class warfare" argument

  1. "My friends and I have been coddled long enough by a billionaire-friendly Congress." — Billionaire Warren Buffett, in a New York Times op-ed on Aug. 15.

Warren Buffett wants to pay higher taxes Buffett wants son to chair Berkshire "60 Minutes": Howard Buffett: Farming and finance

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Thanks for the info.

[-] 0 points by kiddclass101 (19) from New York, NY 2 years ago

Crazy right wing movement trying to disrupt this site:

http://unoccupywallstreet.zxq.net/HowToStop.html

WHAT FOOLS !!!

HowToStop

They're main source of communication is http://occupywallst.org/, from there they communicate events and strategies via the forum http://occupywallst.org/forum/

The best way to stop the flow of communication is to post absolute nonsense on the forum.

Do not directly get into arguements with members on the forum or use hurtful language or pornographic content on their forum.

Examples of good nonsense posts: http://occupywallst.org/forum/now-hiring/

http://occupywallst.org/forum/why-not-occupy-the-north-pole/

http://occupywallst.org/forum/monday-night-football-watch-atlanta-falcons-vs-new/

They do not moderate their forum, this tactic will easily yield a 100% rate and will disrupt their communication.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

The attacks would not happen if they were not worried about the Occupy & 99% movements growth.

This is why we are here this is why you are needed.

http://occupywallst.org/forum/inside-job-documentary/

Share, circulate, educate, inspire.

See also people from all walks of life, from all over the political map "not" supporting a party or leader or group of leaders but "supporting an Ideal".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Bgqt1YYko

Check this out could be real good fun. (petition inside)

http://occupywallst.org/forum/irs-could-resellrent-foreclosed-properties/

[-] -2 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

If it's not free, OWS will protest.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

I think you may be in the wrong place, if only in your mind.

[-] -2 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

Gee original thought? No wonder your trapped in 1970. In the spirit of Christmas (which you haven't destroyed yet), what free stuff are you looking for?

[-] 3 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

I'm not looking for a free ride, and the people who are actually supporting the 99% and Occupy movements are not either. What we are looking for is fair pay and fair play.

You are either sadly confused, not paying attention or are here to support the corrupt and are trying to sow dissension in movements that are trying to save this country for everyone.

[-] -2 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

Somehow fair pay means robbing from someone else? But that's ok? If you had achieved more you would know this.

[-] 2 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Perhaps your user name should be RobinurHood2012.

Obviously you don't have a concept of wage parity or the concept of fair pay. But that is OK. People will see you for who you are, a supporter of corruption or sadly delusional.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

If you achieved more you would be smarter and wiser. Too bad.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Your so original.

Wait a minute.

No your not.

You say the same old tired shit to everyone you don't agree with. Which on this site is most everyone.

You should get some new material, your getting stale.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

Did you achieve more today? Or are YOU getting stale and old? Avoid glass houses!

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

RobinurHood2012. Still hanging around?

Are you OK ? I mean it took you so long to reply this time I was a little concerned that you may have strained your brain.

But I need not have worried your still stale as ever.

Keep up the non-work.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

Shoveling snow for your mom does qualify as a achievement.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

A good thing to do? Yes!!!

An achievement? Well if you must, but don't you think that is setting the bar pretty low? For an achievement? Oh well, if it makes you happy why not.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

Look, losers like you need that push from your mommy. She needs the snow shoveled you need to achieve something. Win win. You need to achieve something today and she needs to be productive. Try your local coffee shop for a job. Your type does well there. Good luck!

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

RobinurHood2012, you need to stop blowing your cover if you expect to continue to receive any sort of genuine response.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

Start with this, I would like a double Carmel latte with whip cream. Got it. This is your big moment!

[-] 1 points by Meethook (72) 2 years ago

Bet you're one of those fat ass basement trolls. Keyboard full of potato chips and flecks of crack/meth.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

How much are you willing to bet meatcock?

[-] 1 points by Meethook (72) 2 years ago

Shut your cheese poof breath mouth, douche bag.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

You made a false accusation by thinking with your ass. Do you want to back it up with a monitory wager? Or are you just a meatcock sucker?

[-] 1 points by Meethook (72) 2 years ago

A monitory wager? hahahaha fat dumb redneck.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

Are you a A cup or a D cup?

[-] 1 points by Meethook (72) 2 years ago

Have another Natural Ice, loud mouth redneck.

[-] 0 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

I have no idea what a natural ice is? Redneck? Really? That's all you got? So you admit you were full of shit. I'll drop the wager bit if just admit you were typing out your ass and say your sorry. But I'd love to prove your wrong with a huge wager.

[-] 1 points by Frizzle (520) 2 years ago

You really believe air should cost money? Is that how far you are willing to push your 'nothing should be free' ideology?

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

I truly believe that you are confused or are looking at this post from a bad angle. We don't want to have to use a re-breather to go outside, or goggles to protect our eyes from toxic fumes, acid rain or sunlight.

But these things may very well become necessary if we do not change the way we live do business/industry. You know burning Oil and coal to produce power or provide heat or burning gasoline to fuel our transportation. Or improperly disposing of toxic waste.

Starting to make sense?

[-] 1 points by Frizzle (520) 2 years ago

It was in response to RobinHood2012. Who does seem to have this notion that nothing should be free. And if that's not what he means then he's not very clear about it.

[-] 1 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Sorry My BAD.

It can be confusing as to who is replying to whom sometimes on these threads.

Again my bad, your rebuttal to RobinurHood2012 was very appropriate.

[-] 1 points by Frizzle (520) 2 years ago

yea i understand. no worries ;)

[-] 2 points by DKAtoday (26693) from Coon Rapids, MN 2 years ago

Cool. Keep-up the good work in confronting the "apparently" ignorant or "apparently" misguided.

It can be hard sometimes to determine who actually believes the crap they write and who is using ( or trying to use ) COINTELPRO tactics.

[-] -2 points by RobinHood2012 (39) 2 years ago

Extreme? Chill. Work harder and give up more? That program is not working. Reward success! That's the American way!