Forum Post: How trolls think - TROLLOSOPHY exposed! (the long-awaited, juicy Part 2 :)

Many of you have written to say how much you enjoyed Part 1 of the world's first "COMPENDIUM OF TROLLOSOPHY" posted here: http://occupywallst.org/forum/how-trolls-think-trollosophy-exposed/

In fact, so many of you wrote in to contribute some juicy quotes, either from troll politicians or from trolls on this very forum, that a Part Two became a must. Enjoy... and please CONTRIBUTE to this work in progess.

As for you, Newt, Rush and our own very talented "resident trolls", keep your big mouths wide open and let those GEMS OF UNWISDOM flow like a mighty stream! Hallelujah!

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." (George W. Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005)

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." (G. W. Bush interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006)

"I think I made a mistake invading Iraq", George W. Bush confided to Tony Bennett at the Kennedy Center Honors of 2005.

"The Iraq war was a success", declared Barack Obama in mid-December 2012.

"The phony soldiers" (Rush Limbaugh on U.S. service members who support withdrawal from Iraq)

"I think it’s fine to talk about those things in quiet rooms..." (Mitt Romney on "fair questions about the distribution of wealth" in this country, NBC. January 11, 2012)

"I'm not concerned about the very poor". (Mitt Romney, Jan. 2012).

“I will go to the NAACP convention and explain to the African-American community why they should demand paychecks…[instead of] food stamps.” (Newt Gingrich, in Plymouth, NH, January 2012)

"The Palestinians are an invented people.” (Newt Gingrich, Republican debate mid-December)

"The problem isn’t too little money in political campaigns, but not enough. (...) The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument." (Newt Gingrich - anyone have the source?)

“I’ve looked at that quote, in fact I looked at the video. In fact, I’m pretty confident I didn’t say black. I started to say a word and then sort of changed and it sort of — blah — mumbled it and sort of changed my thought.” (Rick Santorum on CBS with John King [after being called out by civil rights groups], denying his racist comment of the day before, ridiculously claiming that he didn’t say ‘black’ people, he said ‘blah’ people).

“Order was only restored in LA [after the Rodney King riots] when it came time for the blacks to pick up their welfare checks.” (From a newsletter Ron Paul paid for paid for but now disowns. He does, however, want to repeal civil rights legislation. Any quotes illustrating that? Thanks.)

Pat Robertson claims the people of Haiti got earthquaked because they made a pact with the devil to win their freedom from the French (Hmmmm, yeah, over 200 years ago... Anyone have the exact quote? Thanks.)

“Congress affirms that the authority of the President to use all necessary and appropriate force…includes the authority for the Armed Forces of the United States to detain covered persons…Detention under the law of war without trial” (NDAA, Section 1031).

“The homeland is part of the battlefield, and people can be held without trial whether an American citizen or not.” (Sen. Lindsey Graham, commenting on the NDAA)

"I think a mangy dog has far greater worth than a bum camping on city property. At least when the dog humps everything around it and shits and pisses everywhere we don't have to hear it complain how things aren't fair!" (Troll MASTERdBATER2 on this very forum: http://occupywallst.org/forum/when-ignorance-self-righteousness-predjudice-racis/

"NO Free Healthcare For BOOMERS!!! Let The Greedy F*CKERS DIE!! Worthless POS's Are The Reason American Is Bleeding!!" (Posted on this forum by Troll NoBoomerHealthcare, October 31, 2011)

"Wealth inequality isn't a problem (...) OWS is missing the mark by focusing so much energy on this false problem." (Troll Thrasymaque, January 13, 2012) http://occupywallst.org/forum/there-is-hope-more-evidence-that-ows-message-on-in/#comment-586292

"I have to be honest, I'm really sad this forum has become infested with mentally ill paranoid schizophrenics." (Troll Thrasymaque, January 6, 2012) Infested? Really? That must be why in our last discussion "Dr. Thrasy" wanted to put all forum members who disagree with him ON MEDS... LOL http://occupywallst.org/forum/there-is-now-an-organized-andor-obsessed-effort-to/#comment-577868

"I have a bot that shadows you from time to time and down votes all your comments to -9." (Troll Thrasymaque, January 8, 2012) Note from TIOUAISE: That must be why I lost 1,200 points over the last two weeks! LOL

http://occupywallst.org/forum/there-is-now-an-organized-andor-obsessed-effort-to/#comment-577868

"Defense spending and dying don't necessarily have to go hand in hand." (Comment by troll "Mooks" on this forum, Nov 26, 2011)

"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. ... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting." (Rush Limbaugh, on an ad by Michael J. Fox endorsing Claire McCaskill for Senate for supporting embryonic stem cell research.)

"The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is." (Rush Limbaugh on the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, May 3, 2010)

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system." (Rush Limbaugh, June 12, 2009)

"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." ( Michelle Bachmann, April 2009)