Forum Post: toss and rise / turn and shine

WE BAILED YOU OUT, NOW YOU BAIL US OUT OF THE RECESSION YOU CAUSED:

merrill lynch: you will donate $100 billion of your immense profits to advance research in FUSION technology

taking place at our world-best universities. fusion power is 100 percent clean and can get as much energy from a

bucket of sea water as all the oil in saudi arabia, ie UNLIMITED ENERGY.

citigroup: you will donate $100 billlion to spur on incredible new advances in robotics, to provide UNLIMITED

FREE HERCULEAN LABOR.

shearson lehman: you will donate $100 billion to aid in another great emerging science: nano-technology, which

willl enable us to manipulate matter to the point of creating UNLIMITED MATERIAL of any kind.

goldman sachs: you will donate $100 billion to help america build on the incredible recent advances in genetics,

stem cells and medical science in general, to provide UNLIMITED HEALTHY HAPPY LIFE.

the rest of you wall st. firms who all also create NOTHING, just move money around, will then donate $100 billion,

a small fraction of your obscene profits, to help america market all this new technology, products and services to

the entire world, saving us from economic collapse and ushering in a golden age of peace and prosperity.

you will do this because we build the roads you drive on, the schools you learned in, grew the food that you ate

and served in the military who protected the comfortable free environment from which you were able to profit like

never before in history. you will do this because you want to think of yourselves, and be thought of, as good

people--and right now, you are NOT.