Forum Post: This page will be devoted to the MORONS who spread more irrational fear by running to the hospital to be checked for Ebola.
Posted 9 years ago on Oct. 31, 2014, 7:27 p.m. EST by StillModestCapitalist
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As we type, yet another MORON is under observation in Oregon for possible Ebola contamination. Evidently, the bitch has a tummy ache and she's worried that it may be Ebola. If and when her idiot name is made public, I will proceed with ripping on her by name.
If the REMOTE POSSIBILITY of her Ebola concerns are validated with a positive diagnosis, then I will rip her Ebola ass wide open for personally delivering YET ANOTHER case to America.
This may seem harsh but I have had it with calculated pigs, reckless jet-setting idiots, and pathetic hypochondriac morons alike.
Update: Turns out the bitch has been to West Africa. That makes her case a bit more interesting. After all, I'm still 100% convinced that Ebola has been and will be delivered to America INTENTIONALLY for the very purpose of spreading more irrational Ebola fear to cash in on. In part, by securing the upcoming government purchase of Ebola meds to be thrown out later when they expire. It's entirely possible that someone with access to Ebola body fluids, someone who stands to PROFIT from Ebola fear infected her deliberately.
I'll be scrutinizing the hell out of this one. My guess is that it's another false alarm. Either way, the bitch is getting ripped on.
When that government purchase is confirmed, I will rip on those who profit the most all over the web accusing them of delivering Ebola to America INTENTIONALLY for the very purpose of profit. Hopefully, they will be caught and thrown in jail.
Either way, the bitch from Oregon is getting ripped on.
Update: The bitch in Oregon does not have Ebola. Unfortunately, she did succeed in spreading more irrational fear of Ebola. Two more from two more states are doing the same as we type.
Every last person to be tested for Ebola in America should be investigated for ties to any of the pharmaceutical/biotech companies standing to profit from Ebola fear or delivery. Those very, very, VERY few who test positive in America should be investigated as possible victims of commercially motivated infection. They should be investigated not only for recent contacts with actual Ebola victims but also for recent contact, relation, or ties of any kind with anyone who had access to Ebola body fluid.
Next.
By the way, a friend of my mother's ran to the hospital last week to subject herself to a battery of medical tests. Her concern? GOD DAMN FUCKING EBOLA.
Turns out, she just had a tummy ache. The Flu or some shit.
What a pathetic idiot hypochondriac bitch. I would name her but I am hated by many. I won't bore you with the details but for my own safety and that of my family, I do intend to remain anonymous as long as possible. I would rather not leave a trail of bread crumbs. So the idiot hypochondriac bitch won't be named here.
Update: The bitch in Oregon does not have Ebola. Unfortunately, she did succeed in spreading more irrational fear of Ebola. Two more from two more states are doing the same as we type.
Every last person to be tested for Ebola in America should be investigated for ties to any of the pharmaceutical/biotech companies standing to profit from Ebola fear or delivery. Those very, very, VERY FEW who test positive in America should be investigated as possible victims of commercially motivated infection. They should be investigated not only for recent contacts with actual Ebola victims but also for recent contact, relation, or ties of any kind with anyone who had access to Ebola body fluid.