Posted 3 years ago on Oct. 14, 2014, 10:24 a.m. EST by StillModestCapitalist
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Fear mongering NBC chief medical correspondent Dr Nancy Snyderman, after deliberately putting herself in a career oriented position to become yet another potential jet-setting carrier of Ebola flown directly from ground zero Liberia to hypochondriac America recently channeled the late Leslie Nielsen while under 'voluntary' quarantine for possible Ebola contamination.
"As chief medical correspondent of NBC, acting in the best interests of our commercial spon, err I mean, the public, I hereby state that not one member of this NBC news crew under quarantine for possible Ebola contamination will violate said quarantine for one minute until we know for sure, who among us has Ebola and we put them under specialized care and isolation. Now, lets go grab a bite to eat."
Shortly after, NBC chief medical correspondent Dr Nancy Snyderman was spotted in her Mercedes outside of the 'Pheasant Grill' Restaurant in Hopewell, NJ.