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Forum Post: I Am Super Republican!

Posted 11 years ago on Aug. 30, 2012, 12:42 p.m. EST by nazihunter (215)
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Give the number of distortions and lies from the RNC, I thought I'd write a speech for the next republican speaker:

This morning I got up and built myself a textile mill and then I built a mill and invented new dyes. Then I created all the machinery I needed to spin new material. I had to do it the raw because I do everything myself. I spun some new lies, er, I mean yarns, and made a shirt, and underwear, and pants and socks. I realized I needed shoes, so I quickly built a rubber factory and leather processing plant all by myself. I made myself a pair of shoes. But before I did all that, I needed a car. I had to build a rubber plant and make tires, and a steel mill and I drilled for my own oil and processed it into gasoline and forged my own tools and assembly line and then built my own automobile. But before I did that, I needed roads to drive on. I built my own tar and concrete processing plants and built roads to drive on. But who could do all that without a cup of coffee. I had to build my own plane, fly to Columbia, plant and process my own coffee beans. Then I flew home and dug my own well until I hit water and built my own coffee maker after building my own plastics molding plant and electronics wiring plant. I did all this by 6am because I had to build my own business.

I am SUPER REPUBLI-CAN! Or maybe not. But, if you wanna take things out of context, and you're republican, just go all the way. Why not? I'm sure there's some idiot who'd buy it



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[-] 2 points by bensdad (8977) 11 years ago

You have brilliantly painted the picture I have much less eloquently stated here before.
Perhaps you can answer this - we will always have liars grabbing for power and greed. Why are so many Americans suckered in by the lies ???

[-] 0 points by nazihunter (215) 11 years ago

Yup. sucking ass is the easy way...the coward's way. They want the big man's favor and to make it through another day. For that, they consider themselves the winners. Money can always buy loyalists. All history reveals it. But history also reveals that they are ultimately the losers, too. So hang tough. Don't let these arses get away with their horse shit.

[-] 1 points by matoinyanawacis (157) 11 years ago

Wow... You sure they haven't written that speech already... sounds like I have been listening to nothing but that delusional belief being regurgitated since President Obama talked about those roads and bridges... Excellent Portrayal of their delusions though....

[-] -1 points by nazihunter (215) 11 years ago

I could've turned that speech into a full-blown book. Now and then, we need to joke about how absurd things have become. But, the more important thing is to let these jokers know they have become increasingly insignificant and whoever buys into it is hopefully stupified.

[-] 1 points by ogoj11 (263) 11 years ago

Great great post. You're wasting your talents in here. Please come to Occupy Raleigh's website and post more gems. http://forum.occupyraleigh.net/

I'm sorry to add a pathetically serious comment on your hilarious post, but I too feel challenged by the right's ideology, not to refute it, but to encapsulate its absurdity.

Has anyone ever counted the number of capitalists? Corporatization is constantly shrinking the number. Even the so-called independent businessmen are just branches or outlets for the corporate machine.

I was in Ecuador a while back where every poor person who could afford a pack of gum went into business selling sticks. That's capitalism. Productivity in the USA depends not on incentives for capitalists, but on a complex system of carrots and sticks designed to keep people who function in large organizations, both government and private, at the daily grind.

[-] -1 points by nazihunter (215) 11 years ago

That's ok. I can understand your sentiments well enough. The guys at the top of the food chain are laughing their arses off at these people. Joe the plumber all over again and they still don't get it. When things hit bottom, I can't excuse them. They need to be the first to go.

[-] 0 points by oneandone (-67) 11 years ago

TOO late. The socialist asshole spoke from the heart. He diminishes and despises private enterprise. Smugly laughing at them.

He'll CHOKE on that quote, the rest of his life.

[-] -1 points by nazihunter (215) 11 years ago

I don't he's against all private enterprise. Just YOURS. Hah!

[-] 0 points by VQkag2 (16478) 11 years ago

And if enough of the 99% don't buy the lies they'll have to cheat by suppressing Dem votes

[-] -1 points by nazihunter (215) 11 years ago

Yes, by using falsified and outdated records they have on individuals in which we all become criminals and non-citizens.

[-] 1 points by VQkag2 (16478) 11 years ago

Many suppression efforts have been pushed back but PA is still up in the air (state supreme court decision pending on 9/13), Nevada also still has some problem, but not sure of the details.

Not sure where else our voting rights are being threatened but if you know of something please post it!

[-] -1 points by nazihunter (215) 11 years ago

Absolutely. I'd say you can throw NM and FL in there without even hearing of it. But, I'll be sure to be posting the bad news. with chin up! :)

[-] 1 points by VQkag2 (16478) 11 years ago

Thx. I will look for your posts and do my best to keep them bumped up.

Peace, And good luck in all your good efforts.