Forum Post: Garth Brooks. You filthy disgusting FAKE COWBOY FAKE HUMANITARIAN CELEBRITY PIG. I have a BIG FAT challenge for you to ignore.
Posted 2 years ago on Nov. 10, 2014, 12:09 p.m. EST by StillModestCapitalist
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Hey! Garth Brooks. You FILTHY DISGUSTING RICH MULTI-HUNDRED-MILLIONAIRE PIECE OF GREEDY PIG FAKE COWBOY 1% of 1% of 1% CLUB SHIT. I see you did what you celebrity pigs always, always, always, always, ALWAYS DO whenever you have a new over-priced album or greedy pig tour to promote. You went right out and arranged yourself a big, fat, WORLD NEWS publicity stunt. It's all over the web, TV, and radio already. Just like you planned ahead of time. JUST LIKE YOU CALCULATED ALONG WITH YOUR AGENTS FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT AND MAXIMUM PROFIT. CH'CHING!
Well, you God damn self-centered self-serving filthy disguting rich and getting filthy disgusting richer celebrity PIG, I have a challenge for you to IGNORE hoping that your IDIOT FANS won't realize what you truly are anytime soon.
I challenge you to acknowledge the fact that your little 'cancer victim' just saved you MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OVER THE COST OF TRADITIONAL ADVERTISING. That's right you sold-out FAKE COWBOY in a $500 FAKE COWBOY hat. We both know God damn well that it's true. After all, that was the idea to begin with. It's ALWAYS the idea with you celebrity pigs.
I'm challenging you to take that $10,000,000 or so of ADDITIONAL PROFIT that you will surely reap from your IDIOT FANS thanks to that 'cancer victim' and give it right the fuck back to her so that she and/or her family won't have to worry about those OBSCENE HEALTHCARE charges for years to come.
DO IT YOU GOD DAMN SELF-CENTERED SELF-SERVING FAKE COWBOY PUBLICITY STUNT PIG.
No? Don't have the courage to sacrifice even a tiny little percentage of your MULTI-HUNDRED-MILLIONAIRE celebrity pig fortune? Not even for the cancer victim that just saved you MILLIONS over the cost of traditional advertising?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
Garth Brooks, I can't make you do the right thing. Not a chance in Hell. You pigs are far too consumed with Earth shattering greed to reach. But I can put a tiny little '*' next to your name for others to consider for years to come.
COUNT ON IT YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FAKE COWBOY FAKE HUMANITARIAN CELEBRITY PIG SHIT!