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Forum Post: 'Personhood' Rights For Sperm

Posted 6 years ago on March 3, 2012, 9 p.m. EST by BradB (2693) from Washington, DC
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The Wilmington City Council has a message for men -- sperm are people, too.

The council for Delaware's largest city passed a resolution by an 8-4 vote Thursday calling on the Delaware legislature, other state legislatures and the U.S. Congress to pass laws granting "personhood" rights to eggs and sperm.

hehehehe ;)




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[-] 5 points by beautifulworld (22863) 6 years ago

Inanity. But, I will say they have more of a right to personhood than corporations!

And, the fact that these legislators are focusing on such b.s. is just evidence for why they should all be impeached, recalled, voted out of office, whatever it takes to remove them.

[-] 2 points by Nevada1 (5843) 6 years ago

So, we can declare them as dependents on our 1040.

[-] 2 points by pewestlake (947) from Brooklyn, NY 6 years ago


[-] 2 points by GirlFriday (17435) 6 years ago

That's great!!

[-] 2 points by BradB (2693) from Washington, DC 6 years ago

quote ---> "However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child," reads the amendment.

hehehehe ... :) there is HOPE in humanity after all .....

[-] 1 points by Jehovah (113) 6 years ago

Masturbation is multiple homicide, my son.

[-] 1 points by doitagain (234) from Brooklyn, NY 6 years ago

what about unwanted mutation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

[-] 1 points by BradB (2693) from Washington, DC 6 years ago

hehehehe,,,, ok,,, maybe we should extract one single sperm... to be surgically injected into the chosen egg.. otherwise .... we're not perfect ...

even thought .. it's perfectly fine to to murder and starve the living ... God....please ... turn the internet off ... these people are making me crazy

[-] 1 points by invient (360) 6 years ago

In retrospect, it is at most 1 unique person.... after all the sperm with the y chromosome are just you, and the sperm with the x chromosome are you with a little extra code...

[-] 1 points by BearDickinson (125) from Ewing, VA 6 years ago

and ......would the bacci spittle from my bunghole have "personhood " ?

[-] 1 points by BearDickinson (125) from Ewing, VA 6 years ago

rush limbaugh makes my bunghole wanna chew tobacco.

[-] 1 points by Nevada1 (5843) 6 years ago

Can a sperm cell incorporate?

[-] 1 points by BradB (2693) from Washington, DC 6 years ago

don't know... but I'm sure they don't pay taxes ...

[+] -5 points by DKAtoday (33491) from Coon Rapids, MN 6 years ago

They do travel in an amazingly large group does that count?

[-] 1 points by Nevada1 (5843) 6 years ago

Hi DKA, If they travel outside the country, they will have to get a passport. They can apply for it at a US Post Office. On another issue, please see my new HR 1084 post. Best Regards, Nevada

[-] 1 points by BradB (2693) from Washington, DC 6 years ago

quote ---> "[E]ach 'egg person' and each 'sperm person' should be deemed equal in the eyes of the government and be subject to the same laws and regulations as any other dependent minor and be protected against abuse, neglect or abandonment by the parent or guardian," says the resolution. "[L]aws should be enacted by all legislative bodies in the United States to promote equal representation, and should potentially include laws in defense of 'personhood,' forbidding every man from destroying his semen."