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Forum Post: Why it's not working out, Paulians

Posted 12 years ago on Oct. 16, 2011, 7:34 p.m. EST by an0n (764)
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Thanks to warmoski for this: http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/less-is-more-the-orwellian-derangement-of-libertarian-economics/

And this was fun, too: http://breakupemail.com/

Dear Paulians,

I'm writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. I can't believe how selfish you are. Relationships are supposed to be about sharing, jerk. Your arrogance seems to have no limits; it's as if you think you're actually somebody. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to point out that you're pure evil, a characteristic that most people do NOT appreciate. You might want to work on that.

And as if that wasn't enough, you have to criticize me all the time! Now it's my turn to be the critic. I give you one thumb up: stick it up your ass! What really breaks the deal is your horrible grammar. Srsly d00d, learn 2 rite a sentance!

Sorry, but you're not even worth keeping as a friend. It may be a typical line, but it's true: we just aren't meant for each other. I never want to see you again, jerkface! Stay away from me or I'll beat you with a frozen salmon. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.

Wish it could have worked out, OWS

I know, I know, I definitely don't speak for everyone. But I know I'm not alone.



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[-] 1 points by Skippy2 (485) 12 years ago

thanx for the clarification. Carry on.

[-] 1 points by Skippy2 (485) 12 years ago

Farm raised salmon or wild salmon?

[-] 1 points by an0n (764) 12 years ago

Wild, definitely - but only from a sustainable fishery of course. :p