Posted 6 months ago on Aug. 26, 2013, 4:29 a.m. EST by randolfhagatar
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The moderation has gone awry, co-opted by the Democrats, and you, a real occupier since the start, has been banned?
You need to learn the steps for the T W I N K L E T E AM dance.
1) Attacking the Democrats automatically means you support the Republicans.
Don't attack the Democrats here. Don't say bad stuff about Obama. T W I N K L E T E A M logic dictates that this automatically means you're a supporter of the Republicans. Even if you know it's possible to drop the antiquated duopoly partisan type thinking, T W I N K L E T E A M E R S are conservatives and cannot let go of this antiquated way of thinking. If you want to remain on this site, this is a dance step you should avoid.
2) Avoid profanity and don't defend yourself against T W I N K L E T E A M attacks.
You'll get attacked by the T W I N K L E T E A M. They'll call you names, then send GF to swear at you using kindergarten insults. Don't get fazed. Whatever you do stay calm and don't attack back. Every T W I N K L E T E A M user has immunity. They can do what they want. You don't. So stay polite and sharp.
3) Charm the T W I N K L E T E A M by promoting Obama once in awhile.
You're a real occupier, so you don't support Obama, but the T W I N K L E T E A M E R S are Democrats and they do support Obama. You can get on their good side if you pretend to agree with them and give a thumbs up for Obama once in while. This is a lose of your integrity, but it might be worth it if you want to stay here longer.
4) Twinkle T W I N K L E T E A M E R S don't stinkle them.
Members of the T W I N K L E T E A M love points. Their ego is fed by points. Give them a few twinkles here and there and let them know about it. They like high-fives, not discussions where you challenge their opinions.
5) Do Not Befriend The Banned.
The T W I N K L E T E A M have banned many occupiers from this forum. Those occupiers refuse to be shut down, so they come back with new usernames. People like Odin and PeterPropotkin. Although it might be nice to befriend these real occupiers, this will eventually mean you will be banned. Befriending someone from the banned is a straight ticket to the kingdom of the banned. The banned are like vampires. Don't let them bite you, or you will transform into a vampire yourself.