Posted 9 years ago on Dec. 2, 2011, 1:12 a.m. EST by stuartchase
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You might think the government is always plotting against you, and they have an army of super agents to spy on you. Here's the truth. In various locations, they had to hire twice as many janitors becauses the G men and women kept messing the floor. The best part is management won't even acknowledge the floor is being messed. When one female mentioned she had to wipe up the floor because she was so embarassed, everyone just pretended they didn't hear her.
I just wanted you to know that this is what is controlling you. You're being controlled by animals. Animals!