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Who would have thought that Runner’s World magazine would find itself at the center of another political controversy, about another Republican vice-presidential candidate? This one, however, could really hurt. Hot on the heels of Rep. Paul Ryan’s (R-WI) Snickers™ Bar of Lies at the Republican National Convention comes the story of how Runner’s World debunked Ryan’s claim to have run a “two hour and fifty-something” minute marathon.

Rep. Ryan made the claim in an interview with Hugh Hewitt last week:

HH: Are you still running?

PR: Yeah, I hurt a disc in my back, so I don’t run marathons anymore. I just run ten miles or yes.

HH: But you did run marathons at some point?

PR: Yeah, but I can’t do it anymore, because my back is just not that great.

HH: I’ve just gotta ask, what’s your personal best?

PR: Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something.

Runner’s World‘s Scott Douglas thought Ryan’s claim sounded a little fishy, noting that such a performance would put Ryan well ahead of other political marathoners, including the aforementioned Sarah Palin, whose best time lags more than an hour behind the time Ryan claimed (He also detailed a highly dubious marathon claim by former Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry).

Douglas did a little legwork of his own, tracking down the name of the race that Ryan had run from a campaign aide, who confirmed that Ryan’s “comments on the [radio] show were the best of his recollection.”

The campaign gave Ryan the right race, but the wrong year. Even so, Runner’s World dug up eleven years of records for the Grandma’s Marathon (a true testament to the value of a beat writer), and found this:

Runner’s World checked 11 years of results for Grandma’s Marathon, from 1988 through 1998, and found a finisher in the 1990 race by the name of Paul D. Ryan, 20, of Minneapolis.

Ryan’s middle name is Davis, and he was 20 in 1990. The finishing time listed was 4 hours, 1 minute and 25 seconds.

Now busted, the candidate released this statement through a spokesman:

“The race was more than 20 years ago, but my brother Tobin—who ran Boston last year—reminds me that he is the owner of the fastest marathon in the family and has never himself ran a sub-three. If I were to do any rounding, it would certainly be to four hours, not three. He gave me a good ribbing over this at dinner tonight.”

This must have been the same dinner at which Ryan’s brother reminded him that he’d never actually walked on the moon, but had once done some fairly convincing mimicry of the Billie Jean video. The only person who could possibly knock over an hour off of a marathon time by accident is someone who had never actually run one.

As it turns out, despite having told Hewitt he had to stop running marathons (plural) due to an injury, Ryan’s campaign says he ran just that one.