Forum Post: we don't negotiate with terrorists
Posted 10 years ago on Oct. 10, 2013, 7:52 a.m. EST by bensdad
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But if every sane American chips in $1, we could raise at least $200,000,000 to pay the tea baggers to move into texass
and the sane texans to move out
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and we give them the country of texass
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and they have a resident king ricky
who will be able to end the department of education & EPA
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and they have a resident wizard george
who will be able to start any war for any reason
We can call it the Affordable Sanity Act.
I wish. I have, in the past. said that we should move out the good people and let it go.
Then let the argument over water between New Mexico and Texas amplify and roll big fucking tanks right on the border and blast the shit out of 'em.
They don't deserve Texas (or any state or district in America), nor does Texas deserve them. Grant them safe passage and ship them to Somalia!
I'd rather we left them half way in between
But think of all the madcap hi-jinx we'd miss between Boner, Eddie Munster, McTurtle and Somali pirates.
but we broadcast it and watch the sharks throw up
Somali pirates playing keep-away with Boners custom-made gavel, while the Weeper falls to his knees sobbing uncontrollably. The others wetting their pants.
preferable naked