Welcome login | signup
Language en es fr
OccupyForum

Forum Post: wanna make a lot of $ ? - create straight jackets labeled " I'm a conspiracy theorist "

Posted 1 year ago on April 16, 2013, 10:07 p.m. EST by bensdad (8977)
This content is user submitted and not an official statement

by Andrew Kirell | 6:26 pm, April 16th, 2013
After most tragic events, it seems a lot of people need a Nostradamus-like figure to have “predicted” the events and present some sort of clarity to the vast conspiracy that is human existence. For Monday’s horrific Boston marathon bombings, that widely-circulated “predictor” was a recent Family Guy episode titled “Turban Cowboy.”

In a video has made the rounds through the YouTubes starting last night, some hoaxster or desperate conspiracy theorist spliced together two separate clips from the March 17th Fox cartoon episode to make it seem as though main character Peter Griffin won the Boston marathon by exploding incendiary devices using a mobile phone… while dressed in Muslim garb.

Naturally, the usual suspects picked up on the story and ran with it:
Alex Jones‘ conspiracy-mongering website InfoWars has been having a field day using this as an example of the “scripted” nature of the attacks; and right-wing blog GatewayPundit earnestly “flashed back” to the time when Family Guy “used phone bombs to win Boston marathon.”

The former likely saw it as part of the vast corporate media conspiracy that was complicit in the totally scripted “false flag” operation known as the “Boston marathon bombing” — which Jones and his cohorts likely believe was actually an organized plot by Monsanto, the cable networks, the feds, and the leaders of the New World Order. The latter likely just saw it as an “eerie” prediction that falls in line with his belief in the (totally-not-yet-confirmed) Islamic terrorist nature of the attacks.

But, as it turns out, the two clips are from completely opposite ends of the same episode.

The Boston marathon clip? Just a coincidentally horrifying flashback in which Griffin tells Bob Costas that he won the race by driving his car over the other runners. And the phone bomb clip? That came from the latter half of the episode, during a very Family Guy-esque convoluted plot in which Griffin unwittingly falls in with an Al Qaeda sleeper cell. When Peter’s best friends reveal to him that he is associating with terrorists, he uses a cell phone to confront his Islamic “friends” but, upon dialing, two loud explosions are heard outside the bar at which he is drinking.
Despite Family Guy fans instantly recognizing the circulating video as a hoax, the Internet has seemingly had a difficult time coming to grips with reality. The revelation became so popular that even Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane was forced to address the situation himself:

That wasn’t enough to quell the circular logic of conspiracy-mongers like Jones and his InfoWars groupies. After YouTube pulled the original hoax clip, citing its policy against “scams” or “commercially deceptive content,” the site’s ace detective Paul Joseph Watson went into an elaborate theory about how the “episode doesn’t exist to the media” and how this was an act of “censorship” to silence the truth, man.

Watson even admits that the two scenes were from separate parts of the same episode but — never you mind — this is still a predictor because the episode “depicted people being killed at the Boston Marathon, in addition to a separate clip which depicted two explosions.” Quick! Someone find a pre-9/11 movie that contained both a plane crashing into a building… and someone saying the words “nine” and “eleven” at any point during the film! Or

In other words, these people live in a world where unfortunate coincidences are really just manipulations designed by powerful corporations, media entities, and their allies in the shadowy one-world government organization.

And with that, I must be off. It’s time to gas up the jet and find some new chemicals to release in the latest Mediaite chemtrail flyover, while on our way to Monsanto headquarters, where we will meet with the Bilderberg Group to discuss our next plot to cover up for the New World Order and the impending United Nations gun confiscation program.

33 Comments

33 Comments


Read the Rules
[-] 7 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

ya know, I tend to respect you - but the fact is this post I didn't even read.

and do you know why?

because the fact is: even children engage in conspiracy ~ every time they tell lies to stay out late.

every single bong hit in America becomes available on the black market, as a result of conspiracy.

Denial of the fact of conspiracy is either willful ignorance, or conspiracy.

[-] 1 points by bensdad (8977) 1 year ago

peace, bro

[-] 3 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago
[-] 4 points by frovikleka (2563) from Island Heights, NJ 1 year ago

If You Want Peace

Work For Justice

On the rear bumper of my pick-up

~Odin~

[-] 1 points by OTP (-203) from Tampa, FL 1 year ago

NWO- bombing people all over Monsanto- poisoning our food supply

[-] 1 points by OTP (-203) from Tampa, FL 1 year ago

Well we knew if Obama liked Monsanto, you would file suit.

But Im suprised to see you endorse the elites in the same breath:

http://www.bilderbergmeetings.org/index.php

[-] 3 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

the bilderberg mythology is the mask that people erect as a shield behind which the American Legislative Exchange Council hides.

Only minions or fools erect that mask.

  • so which are you?
[-] 1 points by OTP (-203) from Tampa, FL 1 year ago

ALEC, Bilderburg, Elites, Banking CEOs... All just the same circle of chummy lame rich guys.

[-] 1 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

no they are not. NOt at all.

If someone says the Masons are involved in conspiracy - are you going to hold that banner aloft as well? Six hundred years ago they may have been the foundation of the Military Industrial Complex - after all, they understood better than anyone both the strengths and the weaknesses of the defense structure behind which the power structure was enthroned - and by that I do mean the Castle itself.

They understood very well the secret passages throughout - having built them. They were in possession of many of the states most important secrets at that time - anyone who wished to engage in conspiracy at the level of state during that period was highly dependent upon masons for information on layout, as well as anything they might offer regarding the various players whom they did come in contact with as a course of their occupation.

None of this is true today. Today it is history - history so far back in time it becomes the subject of myth, and therefore not credible as a scapegoat. Masons today have no real power to reach out into the community and silence opposition - and the reason they are not is because they are not in a position where real opposition to them is likely to arise. They make a fine target for anyone who is afraid to confront the real criminals who today parade around in a suit and tie, haunt board meetings and back rooms where political deals are made, and travel on personal jets.

These people have real power. The Alec of today is nothing like the Bilderbergs - bringing them to the table is nothing but deflection.

[-] 0 points by OTP (-203) from Tampa, FL 1 year ago

Well its not exactly like the circle at Bilderburg doesnt communicate with the circle at ALEC. Its like Occupy and Veterans for Peace. Lots of overlay.

All that power is is pressure. And money. And theres lots of both floating in either of em.

[-] 0 points by freakzilla3 (-75) 1 year ago

Quick question Mr Zen. I was going through yesterday's transcripts and something about a "mother hen" keeps appearing in your correspondence. My supervisor (let's call her Janet N. for security's sake) will kill me if I turn in any more gibberish. Would you mind helping a brother out and offering some clarification about who or what a "mother hen" is?

[-] 3 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

certainly not - not if your life is on the line. This promises to be too entertaining . . .

[-] -1 points by freakzilla3 (-75) 1 year ago

Great, thanks. Btw, that shirt you are wearing today really compliments your eyes. If you would just linger next to a window, I'll have the boys develop an 8x10 for you. We'll frame it and mail it to you, no charge. Of course, when I say "mail" I mean "place it in your house while you are out running errands"

Thanks again!

[-] 2 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

go ahead

just don't get caught

I have a machine that can dig some very deep holes

but of course - you knew that . . .

BWA hahaha

AAhahaha!

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[-] 0 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

You wouldn't, by chance, be impersonating law enforcement, would you?

[-] 3 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

no way - he thinks he is special - and that's why he wears dark suits and sunglasses.

You can see last weeks soup on the lapel . . . .

[-] 0 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

Perhaps he needs pie.

[-] 3 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

a bath more likely

[-] 0 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

Most likely. 24/7 on the computer is not healthy at all.

[-] 2 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

Thanks for that. It is reality. And I do have other things to do myself. I'm not likely to find some new handle I can use to fuck the bastards by hanging out here, am I . . .

probably not.

I wonder . . .

Is this a signal intended to reiterate and provide some breadth and some depth to the . . . rumor . . . of 2008 that there was some fundamental paradigm shift taking place?

and if so, just what does that mean?

such consideration does tend to recast the entire series of incidents of mayhem of the last . . . 18 months . . . . in a whole new light . . . .

I think I'm going to be ill. You don't mind, do you? I think I am . . . I am . . . feeling quite ill . . . .

[-] 1 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

[-] 1 points by ZenDog (15284) from South Burlington, VT 0 minutes ago

I wasn't fishing for some bumps,

just attempting to understand why and how such . . . tools . . . tools not entirely unlike myself - are used . . .

I am appalled at the waste of human life, and it occurs to me that in the end, the public remains served on a silver platter at the lavish banquet of fascism.

If that view is accurate in the least, then the kids are correct - but they are impatient. Nihilism will not produce what they are looking for. ↥twinkle ↧stinkle permalink


I know you aren't fishing. I'm being serious. I want to go back to that thread. I want enough time to respond to it and I want to look a few things up. I have 17 boxes of books and I haven't had much time to post this week or to sit down and devote attention to it without being flip. That's my hold up.

[-] 1 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

You know what? I actually wanted to respond to that thread. I need to have enough time to do that. I will either hit it tonight or tomorrow.

[-] 2 points by ZenDog (13307) from South Burlington, VT 1 year ago

I wasn't fishing for some bumps,

just attempting to understand why and how such . . . tools . . . tools not entirely unlike myself - are used . . .

I am appalled at the waste of human life, and it occurs to me that in the end, the public remains served on a silver platter at the lavish banquet of fascism.

If that view is accurate in the least, then the kids are correct - but they are impatient. Nihilism will not produce what they are looking for.

[-] 0 points by freakzilla3 (-75) 1 year ago

welcome to my world

[-] 0 points by freakzilla3 (-75) 1 year ago

SHIELD is a bit beyond the law enforcement label. I mean, c'mon.

[-] 2 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

pffftttt.............

Wrooooong again!!! Do you need pie?

[-] 0 points by freakzilla3 (-75) 1 year ago

When do I not?

[-] 2 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

Ok, it is now time for you to take a break. I expect more from you.

[-] 0 points by freakzilla3 (-75) 1 year ago

mistake number 1

[-] 2 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

[-] 1 points by freakzilla3 (-69) 0 minutes ago

My current status is classified, but I can tell you about my awards. From the Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad. ↥twinkle ↧stinkle permalink


Oh, gee, a gamer.

[-] -1 points by freakzilla3 (-75) 1 year ago

A hero.

Codename: Buster Bluth.

Current assignment: Operation Marvin Boggs

[-] 2 points by GirlFriday (17435) 1 year ago

I see. You're a slacker troll?

[-] -1 points by freakzilla3 (-75) 1 year ago

My current status is classified, but I can tell you about my awards. From the Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.