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Forum Post: Thou (R's) shalt not trolleth in my OWS house! Update on the rewards of being a democrat

Posted 2 years ago on March 7, 2012, 1:22 p.m. EST by JesusDemocrat (193)
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Faithful OWS Democrats! Thou shalt crush any posters whose opinions are dissenting to our flaming liberal agenda or who work against our vigilant and righteous efforts to keep this OWS boat steered very far left.

Spiff update

1)Free Birth Control Pills for all, gender does not matter.

2)Free boob jobs and again, gender doesn't matter

3)Ass implants, and again, on The People

4)Free education and ye shall be entitled to change anything to suit your desires regardless of the establishments known agenda or tradition. THIS IS YOUR RIGHT!

5)Free money if the DNC says you have a good scam and you agree to kick enough of it where it belongs.

6)More wars and I've devised a plan to make it look like only wealthy republicans are paying for it.

7)More debt and generous loosening of credit

8)There will soon be 120 million openings for NEW federal employees. Great wages and you too will be often quoted as many freshmen members of congress who have said, "gee, this is a lot of dough! There will soon be no need for any private sector!!!

More coming soon!

Spread the gospel, voting D, straight across the board, will rapidly fix everything wrong with our nation that Satan's R's have methodically destroyed. It's the most important thing you have to do and the only thing that matters.

PS .... I almost forgot....

9) Dependent deductions for born democrats will be raised to 25,000 per head with a voucher issued at birth for a lifetime 90% discount card for al future purchases, with welfare money, from republicans. This deal has already been worked out and everyone is happy.

Yes, I'm a miracle man!

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[-] 0 points by SatanRepublican (136) 2 years ago

Yall ain't gettin jack sheat nothin!

[-] 0 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

;-)

obe kaybe!

[-] 0 points by JustsumDude (4) from Apache Junction, AZ 2 years ago

Repuglithuglicans! Nice!

sike...

[-] -1 points by DanielBarton (1345) 2 years ago

and now the forum is dead thank you

[-] 1 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

Ye are welcome and meant to day deader.

Zendog oh Zendog, where are ye my faithful and devout bootlicker?

Where art thou shooz?

And the list goes on and on.

The parable, see what all the useless bi-party rhetoric gets you?

[-] 1 points by DayumShame (148) 2 years ago

I'm not bi-party, I'm bi-winning!

[-] -1 points by GirlFriday (17442) 2 years ago

You mean through intimidation tactics, don't you?

[-] 0 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

You are scared of Jesus?

You should be you filthy heathen republican spy.

[-] -2 points by GirlFriday (17442) 2 years ago

I'm not scared at all. I just think that what you are doing is immoral as hell. I think that you should at least have the decency to be straight up about it.

[-] 1 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

"I think", "I think", "I think"..... therefore I am the absolute last word on any and every subject as well as an expert on the very things of which I often accuse others...... blow it out your heathen ass.

YOU calling deeming anyone else, immoral!

That's a riot!

You want attention?

You didn't invent this game at all, you programmed and brainwashed nitwit.

[-] -3 points by GirlFriday (17442) 2 years ago

The only programmed and brainwashed nitwit that I see is you. I am not the one that has taken the time to sit in front of someone else's house, am I?
So, blow it out of your ass. I want answers.

[-] 3 points by GreatBallzOfFire (34) 2 years ago

Goodness Gracious!

Is it that time of the month?

[-] 0 points by GreatBallzOfFire (34) 2 years ago

Godness Gracious!

(sic)

[-] -2 points by GirlFriday (17442) 2 years ago

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[-] 2 points by GreatBallzOfFire (34) 2 years ago

Goodness gracious!

[-] -2 points by GirlFriday (17442) 2 years ago

How many other posters have you sat outside of their houses?

[-] 1 points by GreatBallzOfFire (34) 2 years ago

Goodness gracious!

Do you have Truman Show Syndrome, gal?

[-] -3 points by GirlFriday (17442) 2 years ago

How many other posters have you sat outside of their houses?

This is where our regulars went? How many have you done this to?

[-] 2 points by GreatBallzOfFire (34) 2 years ago

Goodness Gracious!

You must really think you're important, wuman

[+] -4 points by GirlFriday (17442) 2 years ago

I don't. Not at all. Which is why I find it very odd that someone would go through the trouble.. So, how many?

[-] 2 points by GreatBallzOfFire (34) 2 years ago

Goodness Garcia!

Self-important little...

[+] -4 points by GirlFriday (17442) 2 years ago

You little stalker.

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[-] -1 points by MattLHolck (16833) from San Diego, CA 2 years ago

should we seriously deal with the parrot ?

[-] 4 points by GreatBallzOfFire (34) 2 years ago

Goodness Gracious!

[-] 0 points by GreatBallzOfFire (34) 2 years ago

Goodness gracious!

[-] -2 points by DanielBarton (1345) 2 years ago

o shooz that guy he is a retired auto worker so he has to be like 65+

[-] 1 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

It too pretends to be fighting against our enemy, the evil republicans, yet is just another one of them bi-party perps.

The easiest pawn in my OWS temple.

[-] -1 points by DanielBarton (1345) 2 years ago

i like the negative feed back i've been getting

[-] 0 points by DanielBarton (1345) 2 years ago

again its so negative for no reason

[-] -3 points by sunstar (-14) 2 years ago

You forgot to allow for Tax payer funded Gender Reassignment,.... you seem overwhelmed by the goodness and spirit of Democrat giving.

Repuglithuglicans really do suck,they are all evil and mean. We Liberals have done such a great job of running this economy and fundamentally transforming this country from what the Raygun lovers and those old white slave owners wanted. O-ba-ma-.O-ba-ma-.O-ba-ma-.O-ba-ma-....

[-] 0 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

I am working on that, patience my child and ye shall receive the bounty to be bestowed upon ye all.

Free pot and chicken for all, too!

[-] 0 points by sunstar (-14) 2 years ago

Hallelujah Brother ,the Religion of Climate Change doth bless us also with a showering of wealth from Carbon credits and a tax scheme so bountiful and plentiful as to fund all our Utopian dreams for Decades to come.

Remember in Obama we trust and Algore we worship you and the green cornucopia of regulation and taxation you have bestowed upon us,...your chosen Drones, thank you for all your green and Heavenly blessings.

Amen!!!

[-] 2 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

I shall appoint ye a lofty throne at the highest levels of OWS and ye shall be guest chair at the DNC, many times.

[-] 1 points by over9k (7) 2 years ago

i always wondered what DNC stood for. Democratic... national... church?

worships

[-] -1 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

Now you know. This do in remembrance of me. Be there or be a hell bound republican, far away from Heaven's own OWS Democrats, and of course, me.

[-] -3 points by JustsumDude (4) from Apache Junction, AZ 2 years ago

Wow. Did you have to wipe the spittle between your lips after posting a rant like that?

[-] -1 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

No, and the republicans whose faces I actually spittled on are far too stupid, unhygenic or lazy to wipe if off their mugsy faces.

Vote OWS, vote Democrat and ye shall be lead from this wilderness of tyranny.

Jesus

[-] -2 points by JustsumDude (4) from Apache Junction, AZ 2 years ago

You're OWS and youre calling republicans unhygienic? I don't think that's somewhere you want to go when associated with people who essentially squatted in city parks for weeks at a time, lol! Should pick your battle more wisely, my good sir.

So Jesus told you that I should vote for a democrat/OWS? What have the other voices in your head been telling you? Lol

[-] 0 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

I am the way, the truth and the light!

He who believeth shall not perish and have ever lasting light.

I do not speak untruths.

Republicans are evil, unclean and the cause of all the USA's problems.

This is a fact and OWS/Democrats are the answer.

[-] 1 points by BradB (2693) from Washington, DC 2 years ago

so we can't eat them ?

[-] 0 points by JesusDemocrat (193) 2 years ago

certainly not the ones with cloven hooves

[-] -1 points by JustsumDude (4) from Apache Junction, AZ 2 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0mrtWO1KX8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"I've come to save the fatherless and widows, that can't, um, afford dem legality fees."

LOL

[+] -5 points by XenuLives (1645) from Charlotte, NC 2 years ago

Best. Troll. EVER!

[-] -3 points by MattLHolck (16833) from San Diego, CA 2 years ago

I heard advertising uses the follow methods to get people attention

fear, sex, food and one upmanship

the post is using sex