Forum Post: Thou (R's) shalt not trolleth in my OWS house! Update on the rewards of being a democrat
Posted 4 years ago on March 7, 2012, 1:22 p.m. EST by JesusDemocrat
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Faithful OWS Democrats! Thou shalt crush any posters whose opinions are dissenting to our flaming liberal agenda or who work against our vigilant and righteous efforts to keep this OWS boat steered very far left.
1)Free Birth Control Pills for all, gender does not matter.
2)Free boob jobs and again, gender doesn't matter
3)Ass implants, and again, on The People
4)Free education and ye shall be entitled to change anything to suit your desires regardless of the establishments known agenda or tradition. THIS IS YOUR RIGHT!
5)Free money if the DNC says you have a good scam and you agree to kick enough of it where it belongs.
6)More wars and I've devised a plan to make it look like only wealthy republicans are paying for it.
7)More debt and generous loosening of credit
8)There will soon be 120 million openings for NEW federal employees. Great wages and you too will be often quoted as many freshmen members of congress who have said, "gee, this is a lot of dough! There will soon be no need for any private sector!!!
More coming soon!
Spread the gospel, voting D, straight across the board, will rapidly fix everything wrong with our nation that Satan's R's have methodically destroyed. It's the most important thing you have to do and the only thing that matters.
PS .... I almost forgot....
9) Dependent deductions for born democrats will be raised to 25,000 per head with a voucher issued at birth for a lifetime 90% discount card for al future purchases, with welfare money, from republicans. This deal has already been worked out and everyone is happy.
Yes, I'm a miracle man!