Posted 5 years ago on June 1, 2015, 6:04 p.m. EST by turbocharger
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The presidential sweepstakes are in full effect, as American cheers on their favorite horses to see who goes home with the prize!!
Networks are drooling with anticipation over the ad revenues, lobbyists are polishing up their skills and getting their checkbooks dusted off, and incumbents are making their case to their masters for why they should remain.
Its roosting season folks!! YeeeeHaaaaawww!!