Posted 5 years ago on Feb. 7, 2012, 8:56 p.m. EST by TrevorMnemonic
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If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. The TSA will hook you up with a free X-Ray and a Breast Exam. And if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free Colonoscopy.
Had to share this online gem.