Posted 4 months ago on March 28, 2017, 6:49 p.m. EST by grapes
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Vanquishing the three French principles in Lafayette Park(no less!), Russia won! Unfortunately, now that we no longer observe Liberté, Égalité, and Fraternité, Russia will suffer because the erratic regime will be fighting for its survival and may start a war. I need to monitor the below-toilet-bowl-rim security cameras to verify the party birth-gender-genitalia compliance. It's scary that someone's licking the stamp.