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Forum Post: The Awesomeness that is Occupy Wall Street

Posted 6 years ago on Jan. 15, 2012, 9:29 a.m. EST by smartcapitalist (143)
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Never before in the history of the United States has there been a movement that has been able to garner support from utterly disparate groups the way OWS has. And no, I am not referring to groups like teachers, industrial workers etc, rather I am referring to the friends that OWS has made along the way and who lavished OWS with praise and support.

So who are these groups? Communist Party USA, American Nazi Party, Socialist Party USA, Marxist Student Union, Black Panthers and the white supremacist group White Revolution. Sympathetic foreigners include Hezbollah, the North Korean government, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (the supreme leader of Iran), the Communist Party of China, Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez and former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, David Duke, to name a few of OWS rather illustrious and distinguished admirers. Rarely has any single group managed such a arduous task of being simultaneously appealing to groups with such diverse interest.

Just Awesome.

And while the Tea Party people organized their meetings to which no one took much notice, OWS, with it's revolutionary and innovative PR strategy of garnering attention to the noble cause by a combination of public defecation, masturbation, copulation, aggression and xenophobic demands of investigating Wall Street Jews (should have been obvious), made 100% of the 99% of Americans sit up and take notice. Just Awesome.

Truly then, OWS is revolutionary.



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[-] 3 points by buphiloman (840) 6 years ago

Wow. What an ignorant dickweed. You might need to see a doctor smartcapitalist, I'm pretty certain your spinal cord doesn't touch your brain.

[-] -2 points by smartcapitalist (143) 6 years ago

As awed as I am by your intelligence and command over words, I would like to point out that if my spinal cord did not touch my brain (notwithstanding the fact that it would be a physiological impossibility) I believe what I would be is paralyzed and not, as you so gently put it, 'ignorant dickweed'. So while I may or may not need to see a doctor, I strongly suggest that you should most certainly read up two books - basic Biology and the Oxford Dictionary

[-] 1 points by buphiloman (840) 6 years ago

it's called a joke, you humorless half-wit. When we make jokes, we take liberties with language (and other facts, i.e., biology). For instance, when I exclaim: "Christ almighty, you insufferable dullard, you really need to take your head out of your ass; I don't for a moment suppose that the human head could fit up the human rectum.

[-] -2 points by smartcapitalist (143) 6 years ago

While you may, as per your own admission only, have a command over the art of humor and not to mention tasteless slang and pointless insults, you certainly seem to have trouble grasping the fine art of sarcasm.

[-] 2 points by buphiloman (840) 6 years ago

I strongly suggest that you should most certainly read up on basic Biology and the Oxford Dictionary

Doesn't sound like sarcasm to me. Sounds like a dullard who can't take a joke. Which is ironic, since your entire political worldview seems to be one massive fucking joke.

[-] -2 points by smartcapitalist (143) 6 years ago

I stand vindicated dear fellow half wit.

[-] 1 points by RillyKewl (218) 6 years ago

You know, they're doing great things with psychotropic meds these days. Good luck, smartie.

[-] 1 points by 4TheHumanSocietyProject (504) 6 years ago

When did people become so negative? Why do people hate so much? I just didn't know pissing in someones cornflakes was that serious.

[-] 1 points by BradB (2693) from Washington, DC 6 years ago

hehe ... and you are included here too ... smartcapitalist ;)