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Forum Post: Tampa Bay Morning Post:Republicans Have Erected 20 Ton Golden Calf In Front of TBT Forum

Posted 12 years ago on Aug. 27, 2012, 2:26 p.m. EST by trashyharry (3084) from Waterville, NY
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A gigantic solid gold idol of a golden calf has been hastily created by Republicans in front of their convention venue in Tampa,the Tampa Bay Times Forum.A spokesperson for the RNC,who spoke to our reporter anonymously stated that the giant idol was financed by "major donors but not Sheldon Adelson."A frantic session of worship which began last night to try to avert a direct hit on the Tampa Bay area degenerated into a wild orgy which observers described as "a massive public exposure of wrinkly white flesh and geriatric sexual acrobatics." Young Republicans,Gay Republicans,and Young Gay Republicans held similar prayer vigils/orgies with smaller Golden Calves in parking lots near the Forum.Spokespersons from those groups who all declined to be identified stated:"We agree with them politically but we are not convinced of the need to have sex with them in order to worship the Golden Calf.We feel that what we are doing at our own events is enough to thwart the storm-but we will do whatever the Golden Calf demands to defeat Obama in November."Reporters witnessed numerous people accused of being Democrats being ejected from the Golden Calf Worship Orgies being held in the area of the TBT Forum.

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