Posted 4 years ago on Aug. 21, 2012, 12:53 p.m. EST by trashyharry
from Waterville, NY
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A study released by the University of Pasadena today has found that victims of fatal bear attacks in the US were most frequently either Democrats or affiliated with other left-leaning political groups,Of 34 victims studied,26 were Democrats.Of the remaining 8,3 were affiliated with the Socialist Workers Party,2 were Commie Queers and 2 more were Tree Hugging Quasi-Anarchists.The remaining victim's political affiliation could not be determined.Charles Ibitit,a spokesman for the US Department of the Interior,which commissioned the study said on Monday:"We weren't that surprised with the results because it is common knowledge that no Republican has been killed by a bear in the United States since 1870.We thought it was interesting that even though most of the Democrats were armed,they were still unable to stop the bears from killing them.Our theory is that the fatalities are due to the fact that all people with leftist sympathies are smaller,weaker and less lucky than conservatives and Republicans." It is interesting to note that a study of shark attacks in New England had similar results-all of the fatalities due to shark attacks in that area were either Democrats,Independant Voters,or Moderate Republicans.