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Forum Post: Study:Victims Of Fatal Bear Attacks Mostly Democrats,Communists

Posted 2 years ago on Aug. 21, 2012, 12:53 p.m. EST by trashyharry (2702) from Waterville, NY
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A study released by the University of Pasadena today has found that victims of fatal bear attacks in the US were most frequently either Democrats or affiliated with other left-leaning political groups,Of 34 victims studied,26 were Democrats.Of the remaining 8,3 were affiliated with the Socialist Workers Party,2 were Commie Queers and 2 more were Tree Hugging Quasi-Anarchists.The remaining victim's political affiliation could not be determined.Charles Ibitit,a spokesman for the US Department of the Interior,which commissioned the study said on Monday:"We weren't that surprised with the results because it is common knowledge that no Republican has been killed by a bear in the United States since 1870.We thought it was interesting that even though most of the Democrats were armed,they were still unable to stop the bears from killing them.Our theory is that the fatalities are due to the fact that all people with leftist sympathies are smaller,weaker and less lucky than conservatives and Republicans." It is interesting to note that a study of shark attacks in New England had similar results-all of the fatalities due to shark attacks in that area were either Democrats,Independant Voters,or Moderate Republicans.

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[-] 1 points by ogoj11 (263) 2 years ago

Typical liberal misuse of science. I read that study. It was about BARE attacks, not BEAR attacks. And we God-fearing conservatives know it's because you intellectual liberal creepos - I do have a dictionary, Mr. Trash, and I think you are 'affiliating' a bit too much - are running naked and blaming God fearing American animals like Ursus Major.

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[-] 2 points by trashyharry (2702) from Waterville, NY 2 years ago

There is a new product on the market called Greedstench which comes in two sizes-portable and Family sized cannisters.The product is a waterfroof aerosol which,when sprayed on the body and clothing,causes sharks and bears to pass you by,thinking you are a Republican or a Lbertarian.The product has been extensively tested and can even make predatory animals think you are a White Supremist or a member of the Koch family,in which cases they retreat at high speed.I use it myself and I recommend it.

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[-] 2 points by trashyharry (2702) from Waterville, NY 2 years ago

What is really needed is serious reseach in the area of WHY Republicans,Libertarians and Conservatives don't need to worry about bad luck,ill health,accidents,weather related disasters,or destructive activities of Corporate Entities such as The BP Spill-or attacks by wild animals.They are firmly against doing anything to provide for people affected by such things,which would indicate that they are immune to the effects of unexpected calamity.They must have some reason for believing that they and their families will remain unaffected by circumstances and events that affect everyone else.Is it a reasonable belief?

[-] 2 points by shoozTroll (17632) 2 years ago

The invisible hand is always there for them.

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[-] 1 points by trashyharry (2702) from Waterville, NY 2 years ago

Kenny Boy is still alive & is being hunted by civilians with smartphones right now.

[-] 1 points by gsw (2697) 2 years ago

Well, all it takes is a good prayer session, and send a vote to their guy, and the world will be right again.

The have the magic man on their side.

[-] 1 points by trashyharry (2702) from Waterville, NY 2 years ago

They are afraid that smaller,weaker people will take away their leather couches,overpriced automobiles and widescreen tv's.They don't understand that it will be the same bigger,stronger people who ate the neighbors who will eventually eat them.They erroneously believe that wealthy people don't consider them as edible as any other person who has something they can consume.The 1% will NOT stop consuming even when there is nothing left to consume but EACH OTHER

[-] 1 points by gsw (2697) 2 years ago

Exactly.

Now if they would think, and look into the moneychangers, and see how they are being bought and sold, enslaved in a system that does not care for people.

But they are just pawns and tools to the corporation, who will not give a living wage, but a subsistence wage, and make one to feel bad for not going out and becoming a self-made rich person. They corporations have an unfair advantage in the crony capital system.

So nationalize them. Break them up. When they act against the common good, our survival.

[-] 1 points by shadz66 (19985) 2 years ago

I laughed at this but couldn't explain to you exactly why !

Btw, you should give that 'paragraphing malarkey' a go !!

verum ex absurdo ...

[-] 1 points by trashyharry (2702) from Waterville, NY 2 years ago

I have mastered Underwater Crime Scene Investigation,Rennaissance-Style Fresco Painting,Divination using I-Ching in Mandarin,Oragami,Brazilian Dance Fighting,Rug Hooking and building Ships in Bottles.Elementary keyboarding continues to elude me,and I have criticism coming to me because of it.The struggle for self-betterment continues...

[-] 1 points by shadz66 (19985) 2 years ago

LOL !!! "I-ching" you're joking but try divining / hitting 'enter / carriage return' twice !! Crazy CV maan !

pax ...

[-] 0 points by ogoj11 (263) 2 years ago

If you ignorant, atheist libtards knew anything about the Good Book, you'd know this all happened in Biblical times. The rich were upset because everyone realized that the workers worked and the rich consumed. So they reversed the labels and the workers were called consumers and the wealthy were called Job Creators.

A lot of people don't know this chapter because it's right there after the Book of Job, and since most people think that whole story about Job is just about the worst thing they ever read, they stop reading the Bible at that point. But we conservatives can read through a lot of useless stuff, like when we read Ayn Rand, so we keep reading and we know what happens next.

Job Creators got shortened to Creators and then just Creator. That's our plan. Romney will become God. If you have a dollar bill left, take it out and look closely at that funny pyramid with the eye. If you study it closely you'll see it confirms everything I'm saying.