Forum Post: Simpsons OWS Special

Simpsons OWS Special

• A TV camera pans and shows protesters with various signs, "Delete the Elite!" - "All play and no work makes an Archie go cuckoo!", "Stop government lies, investigate Roswell!", "No government, no money, no banks, no police, no IRS, no Ron Lawl!"
• Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman reporting from mini-Sprinfield, a tiny camping city where an army…
• camera man: (whispering) Anarchy kent, anarchy.
• Kent Brockman: Yes, hmm, where anarchy is being organized by a man known as Mr. Greeker. We'll speak with him about corporate injustice, but first a word from our sponsor.
• A Duff beer commercial starts playing. "Duff Duff! When camping's rough, there's nothing like a Duff!"….
• Marge: This anarchist will destroy our city!
• Bart: What's an harpist?
• Marge: An anarchist Bart. It's a person who breaks stuff and wants to destroy the government.
• Bart: Cool!
• Lisa: No mom! Anarchism stems from a long line of mostly non-violent thinkers like Ghandi. They just want to abolish hierachies. They want everyone to be equal, without leaders.
• Bart: You mean, like a school without a principal?
• Lisa: Yes Bart. (sigh)
• Bart: Cool!
• Kent Brockman: Back with Greeker. Mr. Greeker, what are you concocting exactly?
• Greeker: We want a society without injustice. That means a society without policemen and without government.
• Kent Brockman: Ha ha, you mean if you remove the police, poof, no more crime? Isn't it the other way around?
• Professor John Frink: (Interjects from a side monitor) Actually Kent, statistical analysis tends to show that a world without money, taxes, police, government, or any other authority figure is perfect and just. Have you heard about RBE and the Venus Project?

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• Later, at milhouse's house.
• Bart: I'm gonna start a website on anarchy!
• Milhouse: You mean like Dart?
• Bart: Who the hell is Dart?
• Milhouse: He's the one who started the OWS website.
• Bart: Hmmm… Dart hey?

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(to be continued)