Forum Post: Santa Joins Occupy North Pole
Posted 12 years ago on Nov. 24, 2011, 5:41 p.m. EST by dealdoctor
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NEWS FLASH: Santa just joined Occupy North Pole.
The workshop at the North Pole was foreclosed . Elves are living on unemployment and food stamps. Fox News reports that the foreclosure on Santa's workshop is actually a very good thing. "Kids should stop expecting to get things free without working hard for them. Just being nice instead of being naughty is not a substitute for hard work!" Santa however is really pissed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=JvnN_0EybIw
The smell of that Marx-bearded Santa's workshop/commune is reason enough to close it down.
People say most of the elves never did any real work anyway, they just sat around whining about Gimbels & Macy's "Capitalist Oppression of the Spirit" or some other Anti-American jive, while contributing nothing to the economy really.
"St. Nick" himself never did an honest day's work in his life; always leeching off of elf labor and receiving handouts of food from naive people's homes.
And I won't even go into Mr. Claus's horrible, licentious and immoral practice of breaking into family's homes and making "love" to housewives without their husband's consent.
I'm surprised the Department of Homeland Security hasn't barred Mr. Claus's crime gang from entry into our innocent airspace.
He and his mob of "happy" hooligans are a menace to the hard working American Way.
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