Forum Post: Romney Campaign Slogans, Just one of the Guys, An Everyman, Buy A Banker A Beer, Patriotic Corporations

How about some Campaign Slogans that tell the Truth?

Romney, Facilitating Financial Schemes all across the nation.

Romney, Banker Extraordinaire.

Romney, Banking will Save the US.
Romney, Banking Solves all Problems.
Romney, All Roads Lead to Banking.
Romney, I never met a Financial Scheme that I didn't Like.

Romney, Where Cutting Overhead, Cutting Budgets and Cutting Jobs is a way of Life.
Romney, Bringing Fossil Fuels to your Life.
Romney, We define the Truth.
Romney, Why fix health care if it hurts business and taxpayers.
Romney, Fixing Health Care is Stupid.
Romney, Don't judge me on my past, but judge Obama.
Romney, Massachusetts is Special, you are not.
Romney, Increases in Medicare can be paid for by Social Security.
Romney, Poor people should get a shave, and look for better jobs on their spare time.
Romney, there is no corporate welfare, welfare only goes to lazy people.
Romney, No one gets rich in the defense industry.
Romney, We spend $800 B a year in Defense, but we are weak.
Romney, We fight in 140 Countries, but we are weak on defense.
Romney, there is no quid pro quo in finance, defense, or Real Estate industries.
Romney, No problem with Money in Politics, just freeloaders.
Romney, No problem with conflict of Interest in politics, just freeloaders.
Romney, No Fraud in Finance, No Risk to Voters, the financial crisis did not happen.
Romney, No Risk in having TBTF Banks, We've never had a problem in Banking in the US.
Romney, Trust Me, Banking is all under Control.
Romney, Some of my Best Friends are bankers.
Romney, Poor people have to take risk, get into business by selling off your pension if you have to.
Romney, Poor People should take that 3rd Job, so that they can create a better future.
Romney, Poor people should risk their inheritance starting up a business.
Romney, cutting jobs and cutting overhead puts the country on the Right Track.
Romney, cutting jobs is compassionate in the Long Run.

Romney, Nothing Wrong with Paying Excutives and Sports Players 'Outsized' Compensation.
Romney, Ratings Agencies are Fine, they are just making a Buck.
Romney, US Business is the Best in the World, our Independent Audit Agencies are passionate about making money.

Romney, The Symptoms of the Dot Com Crash, Flash Crash in the Stock Market, the Savings and Loan Scandal, the 2008 Financial Crisis, ENRON Accounting Scandal, Keating Five Scandal, Campaign Finance Reform, Tax Abatements for WalMart, Subsidies for WalMart, Bonus' for TBTF Banks after taking Bailout Money, .... those are just Symptoms of Having too many Regulations and too much government Interference.

Romney, De-Regulate for a Better US Future.
Romney, Buy a Banker a Beer.
Romney, There are No Dirty, Sooty Cities, ...patriotic corporations keep them clean.

Romney, Patriotic Corporation are bringing you abundance, health, and wealth.
Romney, Patriotic Corporations are sorry if you lost money, but they promise to increase your Wealth in the Future.
Romney, Patriotic Coporations are forging a future with cutting edge, high tech Financial Schemes.
Romney, Patriotic Corporations are greasing the skids, building American Wealth and Saving Jobs.

Romney, Corporations are Altruistic Organizations that only Help People.
Romney, Corporations are Patriotic, Altruistic, they speed up the process of allocating Money & Resources for a Flexible US manufacturing base, ...and always have ethics and impacts to people and governments in Mind.

Romney, When I think of Liberty & Freedom, I think of those wonderful freedom-loving corporations.

Romney, When I think about the Core of American Values, the Altruistic Nature of America, the American Dream, ...I feel for the poor treatment, bad struggle, of those wonderful Freedom-Fighters, the US Corporation.

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Romney, You need Banks, I need banks, We all Need banks.
Romney, Privatizing the government is a clear solution to the Fiscal Cliff. We all know the weakest areas in the Budget are Social Security and Medicare. We can reduce government by privatizing Social Security and Medicare.
Romney, The governmnet owns much of the unused resources in the US. I propose that we privatize federal lands through land sales for those lands which contain petoleum or gas reserves.

Romney, there are many hard Truths Americans must face today. We have reached a time where we know we can be Energy Independent by developing mining and drilling capacity on undeveloped federal land. Through small sacrafices in the Environment, the US can again become the Seat of Rome.

Romney, I will cut 100K government jobs, empower industry to purchase the natural resrources and labor on the global market, and leverage the US Economy to new vigor and new techology. There will be many new Service Jobs for Americans in spinoff benefits as the US becomes more Dynamic and Powerful.

Romney, Of course we have to cut many government jobs to rebalance the Budget. We have a plan. We will change an outdated Tax Structure to become fairer. We will invest in technology and Defense. We will open up Public Lands to Development as part of our Economic Growth Plan. We will ask Banks to buy up excess housing in the US to keep housing Prices high enough for stability. Americans will work for their future and their health care if they want it. We will protect education from price controls, because we beleive in the freemarket system. We will protect health care in the US from price controls, because the freemarket system is the best in the world. Finance is the Engine of the Industry. This presidency will not tie down the Finance Industry with Regulation. We will implement a task force headed by Paul Ryan to make suggestions and take action to cut as many regulations as we can.