Posted 1 year ago on Nov. 11, 2011, 5:33 p.m. EST by puff6962
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A new poll came out today and one placed Herman Cain still atop of the Republican field. I sat and pondered this and came up with the following conclusions. First, Republican voters are stupid....dirt stupid. If one woman accuses you of harassment, then you have a "he said she said." When four or five do, then you've got an animal. Second, Republican voters can't recognize stupidity. When a presidential candidate worries about China getting the bomb, then I'd say that he is justifiably worried......if he lives circa 1961. (China had the bomb by 1964). Third, Republican voters don't care if they are stupid. That is why they stick together. It helps to have a reference group of idiots when you don't want to feel dumb. And, finally, Republican voters think that if they associate themselves with the views of the rich and powerful then they, themselves, could be rich and powerful.
But, how did these guys get this way? First, when they were in school, they were beat up a little too often or got dropped on their heads. This left them with a cognitive deficit that necessitated copying the answers from the smart kid next to them. But, this only left them more dumb and in greater need of assistance. Soon, they came to resent the smart kid next to them because they couldn't even understand the answers they were stealing. This drove them into some social isolation until they realized that other losers were doing the same thing. Eureka, they had found the reference group that would get them through junior high and high school.
But, one problem remained, they were still losers and somehow there were kids who managed to both smart and popular. This caused the whole bunch of them to feel even worse about themselves. How could they be winners? Maybe, they said, if I hang around these people something might rub off. So, our little group of young Republicans found a match made in heaven, someone who could give you social perks while you copied their answers....the only problem you remained an idiot and you were somebody's bitch.
And, Republican voters, this is what you are now. You have become the lapdog of the wealthy who easily manipulate you on social issues, diversion, and promises of benefits with their various trickle down schemes.
Quit kissing ass and start figuring out things for yourself. We'd all be better off if you did.