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Forum Post: ready - set - smile - an appropriate Pope joke

Posted 5 years ago on March 14, 2013, 10:29 p.m. EST by bensdad (8977)
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The Pope was getting into his limo when he turned to the driver and said,
I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once.

Well, here, the limo driver says, take the wheel, Your Holiness!

Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and gasped,
I just pulled over someone real important and I don't know what to do!

"Well, who is it?" his dispatcher says,
The mayor? The governor? The president?"

I don't know! What do you mean you don't know?

I don't know, the officer responds, but the Pope his chauffer!

I hope you enjoy the cpac bs more than my joke



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[-] 2 points by oldgrandad114 (12) from Stanford, MT 5 years ago

Religion is excellent stuff to keep common people quiet.

Mr.N. Bonopart

[-] 1 points by billyboston (1) 4 years ago

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

[-] 1 points by frovikleka (2563) from Island Heights, NJ 5 years ago

I look at Sundays as being a good day to get away from the more serious and controversial things we debate on here

So yes, that's hilarious. Enjoy the day...err Monday will be here soon enough


[-] 1 points by Middleaged (5140) 5 years ago

I liked the joke, bensdad.

I don't get cable or sat, but probably would'nt watch adults at CPAC stimulate their own egos and give each other reach-arounds. I did see a couple of headlines....

CPAC dudes act like they sniff each others feces.... which I guess they are.

  • I would Take this opportunity to point out how the Church, the White Pope and the Black Pope have been silent on OWS, 2008 Financial Crisis, 2009 Recession, Priest Peadofilia, Systemic abuse of young boys within the Catholic Church, the Wage Gap, the Loss of Good Jobs, the Real Unemployment and Under employment problems in the USA & Europe, and the low wages throughout Latin America.

Thank you.

[-] 3 points by bensdad (8977) 5 years ago

the donald spoke to a nearly EMPTY audience !!!
and I'm referring to the chairs - not their heads

[-] 1 points by Middleaged (5140) 5 years ago

Don Rumsfeld, Donald Trump, Don Corlioni, Donald Bush, Donald I (Pope), Don Cheney, Don Chedle, Don Bloomsberg, Don Coumo, Don Lapierre, Don Heaston,....

Looks like on Drudgereport it would be Donald Trump.... Sorry, i'm not that into celebrities.