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Forum Post: OWS Emergency! Swarthy Whites Infiltrating People Of Color Only Events!

Posted 8 years ago on Nov. 24, 2011, 3:36 p.m. EST by NobleActivist (6)
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Attention comrades of color! There are reports coming in from across the nation of swarthy whites passing for people of color and sneaking into events intended exclusively for non-whites!

For example, a cigarette butt left in a tent clearly marked "For People Of Color Only!" at Occupy Oakland was sent for DNA analysis by a comrade whose suspicions were raised when the smoker was heard speaking in an Eastern European language in his sleep. Sure enough, it turns out the gentleman was a swarthy Bulgarian who had snook past the guards who took him to be Middle Eastern.

In a similar incident, hair samples left behind by a group of comrades who had attended a workgroup intended exclusively for people of color was sent for DNA analysis by an alert comrade who grew suspicious when the group requested capicola (which they pronounced "gabbagool") when orders for takeout were being taken at an encampment at Zucotti Park in October. The tests revealed the group to all be of Italian descent.

In yet another incident, a swarthy man leading a rally of Latino Separatists at Occupy Dallas intended for People of Color Only was found to be a swarthy Welshman.

If this sort of infiltration is not prevented, people of various races will become hopelessly integrated and comrades may eventually fail to take notice of racial and ethnic differences all together, thus putting many activists, college professors and diversity consultants out of work. The future of Our Movement depends on maintaining a deep seated fear and resentment of whites among all People Of Color, and this requires complete racial and ethnic segregation of whites and People Of Color.

Towards this end, we call on all Comrades of Color to be on the lookout for swarthy whites sneaking into workgroups, meetings or any other event intended exclusively for People of Color. Demand all suspicious persons to provide DNA samples and record cranial dimensions for later analysis. Feel free to apply The George Lopez Rule (i.e., be suspicious of the heritage of anyone paler than George Lopez) or The Paper Bag Test (i.e. be suspicious of anyone paler than a brown paper bag).

Together, we can keep our communities of color free of white interlopers!

Fight The Power! Freedom For People Of Color! Occupy Forever!



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[-] 2 points by gnomunny (6819) from St Louis, MO 8 years ago

pumpkin and nuclearradio clearly missed the subtle sarcasm. I didn't. Good post.

[-] 1 points by jimmycrackerson (940) from Blackfoot, ID 8 years ago

I think I am missing something too...What the fuck is the racist bullshit nobleactivist? we are all people of one color or another are we not? or do i need to go spend 13 hours in a tanning booth so i can be 'one of you'? this is utter fucking nonsense...

[-] 1 points by gnomunny (6819) from St Louis, MO 8 years ago

I'm a white guy, Jimmy. To me, it seems like sarcasm, pointing out the utter ridiculousness of racism. The George Lopez rule? The paper bag test? He can't be serious. Of course, I might be wrong. Maybe he's just a smartass trying to stir up shit.

[-] 0 points by pumpkin (43) 8 years ago

ows would never support an event that - disallows anyone, based on sex, race - the only requirement is that one must be human. and since NobleActivist is clearly not a member of the human race-- he is out-lol

[-] 1 points by NobleActivist (6) 8 years ago

Wrong, oppressor. See the link on the main page on the right side of the page (the word "colors" where it says "We are a movement of many colors"). Long Live POCcupy, People Of Color Occupy!

[-] 2 points by pumpkin (43) 8 years ago

This system has condition us, to fear and hate those of a different skin color- as a way of controlling us- its called divide and conquer. your hate of other races has become an obsession-for you- and i feel piety for you. Technically , white & black are not colors-- But ows wants all races, white, black, brown, yellow, red , and zebra striped humans to fight against injustice together-- as brothers

[-] 1 points by NobleActivist (6) 8 years ago

Wrong. Like Malcolm said, if whites want to help people of color, they should form their own all white organizations to do so. As far as most people of color are concerned, enlisting white 'allies' in the struggle against racism is like trusting foxes to guard the hen house.

[-] 0 points by nuclearradio (227) 8 years ago

right. let's waste time talking about racial politics.

[-] 1 points by NobleActivist (6) 8 years ago

You are blinded by white privilege! Racist!

[-] 2 points by stuartchase (861) 8 years ago

Ignore that fool and check this out! I want you to speak truth to power!. Say it once, say it twice. Say it loud. Say it proud. I'm down with the KTC. The Revolution starts here!



The Revolution starts here! No one can silence the Revolution!

[-] 1 points by maryab (16) 8 years ago

Nobleactivst-its you who are raciest- i am sure some of your best friends are white-lol Malcolm was a raciest, which MLK tried to talk him out of. MLK was for white's and blacks living together in brotherhood. ows will have nothing to do with racism- it is not a white organism nor is is black- or for people of color-- ows is for all, who feel they are oppressed-