Forum Post: OWS Emergency! Swarthy Whites Infiltrating People Of Color Only Events!

Attention comrades of color! There are reports coming in from across the nation of swarthy whites passing for people of color and sneaking into events intended exclusively for non-whites!

For example, a cigarette butt left in a tent clearly marked "For People Of Color Only!" at Occupy Oakland was sent for DNA analysis by a comrade whose suspicions were raised when the smoker was heard speaking in an Eastern European language in his sleep. Sure enough, it turns out the gentleman was a swarthy Bulgarian who had snook past the guards who took him to be Middle Eastern.

In a similar incident, hair samples left behind by a group of comrades who had attended a workgroup intended exclusively for people of color was sent for DNA analysis by an alert comrade who grew suspicious when the group requested capicola (which they pronounced "gabbagool") when orders for takeout were being taken at an encampment at Zucotti Park in October. The tests revealed the group to all be of Italian descent.

In yet another incident, a swarthy man leading a rally of Latino Separatists at Occupy Dallas intended for People of Color Only was found to be a swarthy Welshman.

If this sort of infiltration is not prevented, people of various races will become hopelessly integrated and comrades may eventually fail to take notice of racial and ethnic differences all together, thus putting many activists, college professors and diversity consultants out of work. The future of Our Movement depends on maintaining a deep seated fear and resentment of whites among all People Of Color, and this requires complete racial and ethnic segregation of whites and People Of Color.

Towards this end, we call on all Comrades of Color to be on the lookout for swarthy whites sneaking into workgroups, meetings or any other event intended exclusively for People of Color. Demand all suspicious persons to provide DNA samples and record cranial dimensions for later analysis. Feel free to apply The George Lopez Rule (i.e., be suspicious of the heritage of anyone paler than George Lopez) or The Paper Bag Test (i.e. be suspicious of anyone paler than a brown paper bag).

Together, we can keep our communities of color free of white interlopers!

Fight The Power! Freedom For People Of Color! Occupy Forever!