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Forum Post: Overheard at Goldman Sachs...

Posted 8 years ago on March 23, 2012, 11:01 p.m. EST by Dubya (5) from Chicago, IL
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Some things you hear at GSE

-Why should I respect poor people? We live in a world that rewards achievement.

-Each comma in your bank account adds an inch to your dick.Each comma in your bank account adds an inch to your dick.

-If riding the bus doesn't incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

  • I wish I invested in poverty. It's up 60% since 2001.

-If you want to die rich, abide by The 3 F's. If it Flys, Floats or Fucks, rent it, don't buy it.

-Living my life is like playing Call of Duty on Easy. I just go around and fuck shit up.

-Wet socks are my own personal Katrina.

-They shouldn't fucking forget. The top 1% pays more than 40% of the taxes. So we bailed us out. #OWS didnt do shit.

Hahaha, love GSE and all that we stand for. Get a job ya bums.



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[-] 0 points by ibanker (-99) 8 years ago

haha... love the gselevator tweets.. awesome.

[-] -1 points by BullsAndBears (-36) 8 years ago

These are as good as gold. gold btw was up almost 20 points or 1.2% today, so these are looking pretty good.

[-] -1 points by ForrFreedom (49) 8 years ago

I heard they are going to buy insurance on people receiving welfare. They bought the company that produces government bought cheese and is putting "preservatives" in them that forms cyanide when they are metabolized.

[-] -2 points by Ray1 (22) from Chardon, OH 8 years ago

Riding the bus?? There are rich guys who ride Metro North and take 2 buses to work. There is no parking in NYC. Even if you had parking it would cost about 100,000 a year anyway for indoor parking and you would still have to take the Subway a few blocks to get to the office.

[-] 0 points by BullsAndBears (-36) 8 years ago

He's just saying that if riding the bus and seeing how shitty some people are living doesnt motivate you to work hard than nothing will.