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Forum Post: Oldfatrobby is a minor deity - worship him

Posted 12 years ago on Dec. 30, 2011, 6:33 p.m. EST by LardbuttsReincarnation (4)
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Oldfatrobby predicted the downfall of robby gordon Motorsports and the ascendency of Elan Corporation stock.

Here are Oldfatrobby's predictions for 2012

Oldfatrobby's Alamanac

Newt Gingrich will be elected President DJIA will rise 30% this year with most of the rise being powered by the good news of obama's defeat Three OWS protestors will be arrested on suspicion of being serial murderers Obamacare will be ruled unconsitutional President elect Gingrich will demand a Fair (Flat) tax, vouchers to support choice in education, and private social security accounts with varied investment options Major advancements will occur in the areas of development of traditional and non-traditional energy sources Liberalism will be officialy designated as a mental disorder in the new DSM-V OWSers will freeze to death, with surviving non-popsiclers turning violent over their amorphous, juvenile, hilarious "demands." OWS will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, joining such luminaries as Al Gore and Barack Obama as risible recipients of this formerly esteeemed award. 2012 will be an excellent year in the annals of Mankind.





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