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Forum Post: Occupy Star Wars

Posted 12 years ago on Dec. 10, 2011, 12:31 a.m. EST by TrevorMnemonic (5827)
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General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical reading of this station, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it.

Darth Vader: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!

Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Force.

Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the rebels' hidden fortress...

[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking] Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. Governor Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, release him!

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[-] 0 points by necropaulis (491) 12 years ago

I call a TIE fighter!!