Forum Post: Occupy North Pole! [humor]
Posted 13 years ago on Dec. 1, 2011, 1:55 a.m. EST by nate88
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Santa Claus is the 1%. He only works one day a year!
Yet he merrily exploits an unpaid labour force of bedraggled elves, who toil away frantically inside a mass-production factory, euphemistically known as ‘Santa’s workshop’ -- or is that Santa’s sweatshop? ...
Read on here:
http://skritch.blogspot.com/2011/12/occupy-north-pole.html
[this forum is sooo serious! I wrote this piece to lighten things up a little]
That's a hilarious article. Good post.
http://occupywallst.org/forum/something-to-think-about-part-1/
The Revolution starts here!
I've seen online evidence of the 'openings' at the poles of the Earth. From a lot of 'conspiracy theory' videos or whatever the media wants to call them. Basically, the poles have large cavernous openings, which lead into the innards of the planet. The witness accounts state that there are 'alien' entities which resemble well advanced reptile or salamander-like creatures.
When I lived in Iceland as a kid, back in 1996-1998, Their Christmas Legends had to deal with 'trolls' who would steal children from their families in retaliation of human mischief.
http://www.icelandicwonders.com/Default.asp?Page=241
http://www.randburg.com/is/icelandic-yule-lads/index.asp
Santa lives in Agartha :)
So that's why he's so jolly!
I had been wondering...
Good job on being able to laugh at ourselves. It is a right!