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Forum Post: ++ Occupy Doggerel Competition ++

Posted 12 years ago on Nov. 28, 2011, 7:42 a.m. EST by Glaucon (296)
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While we wait for Occupy's next big move, I propose a doggerel competition. Write a doggerel and post it here. You can vote with the like and dislike buttons. Here's mine:


Our world made up of WalMart

Let's put the bulls before the cart
Everybody must do his part
You can't bargain with WalMart
So never buy again at WalMart

All their stuff comes from the port
All kinds of stuff they love to sort
We must make sure they all abort
By making sure we close their port

We really are just all the same
We only differ by given name
So let's stop playing this evil game
Of chasing bucks for big time fame

Today I'll share with you my keys
You can drive around all you please
Just take a moment to hear my pleas
Please stop paying your banking fees

It starts to Occupy your heart
Then spreads to another body part
This anarchy here led by jart
An anarchy which tears apart
Our world made up of WalMart

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[-] 1 points by April (3196) 12 years ago

No more Walmart? Horror of horrors. There's no like button on an OP. I think thats a technical error. So - LIKE. But I'll take Walmart over anarchy any day. Then again, maybe Walmart is a little anarchy.

[-] 1 points by JesseHeffran (3903) 12 years ago

for profit's sake,
we delineate.
those who are industrious,
from those who are lustrous.
in hopes of weeding out the boisterous.
is it worth it?
all for the profit..

[-] 0 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 12 years ago

oh how I abhor

the hordes of lying whores

who prowl the people's halls of power

bearing gifts in the name of Profit!

[-] 0 points by Glaucon (296) 12 years ago

That's actually really good!

[-] 1 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 12 years ago

well . . .yeah

Try this,

or this

or this