Posted 4 years ago on Nov. 3, 2011, 7:55 p.m. EST by charos
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For Immediate Release:
NYC Arrests Aunt Bee and Opie for Illegal Assembly.
The mayor of the city was also sighted for Vagrancy. Aunt Bee cautioned Opie not to answer the charges, The Government can send you away for five years (big laugh here).