Posted 8 years ago on July 28, 2012, 11:03 a.m. EST by TheTrollSlayer
from Kingsport, TN
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Look whose asking who to trust them and work with them
My favorite reply so far is, Reply#8
Then the big, friendly fox said... all you chickens must have someone to look over your hen house! While there are many friendly animals, there are also big bad wolves and hungry mean dogs, not to mention weasels and snakes.
I suggest you let me and my friends make sure your hen house is kept safe and secure. And I give you my word of honor, we will never, ever eat any chicken born in this hen house. We'll only eat a foreign one if they dare to show up.
Rest assured, you have nothing to fear from us. We're your friends - after all, we all live on the same farm. It a very scary world out there - and we think you need our protection. Now... what you have to do is easy! Just do nothing... we'll take care of the rest...