Posted 5 years ago on Sept. 7, 2012, 1:27 p.m. EST by ogoj11
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I nominate myself for this year's Nobel Prize for Economics.
All proceeds will be donated to my new charity Give To The Rich. Give generously today so that they can create jobs and live in the opulence necessary for all to benefit. Please, stop wasting your hard earned dollars on those pathetic bleeding heart appeals on behalf of the poor, the sick, and the suffering. We all realize that the only way the poor can really benefit is if you help our struggling Job Creators to revitalize our economy.
(OMG, I'm thinking people might actually believe this charity would work. After all, how many zillions are donated to private colleges for elitists?)
I'm looking for a few talented videographers to help develop an ad featuring suitable elites, sort of like the Just a Dollar a Day ads for starving children.
My program will also require translators to make our appeal in poverty stricken African and Asian countries where people undoubtedly understand how vital it is to contribute to our struggling American billionaires.