Forum Post: Need Volunteers This Weekend- HELP!

Do to recent news stories concerning Rush Limbaugh and the contraception issues we are asking OWS to support a new program. To help those that have no money and need contraception, this new program will help the poor of the poor.

Starting this weekend we are asking as many OWS people as we can to position themselves along the Mexican border. As an illegal male crosses over we want you to stop them, ask them to pull down their pants and for you to place a condom on them. To prevent health issues, specifically birth control, that you adjust the condom on them for the best position. You know how important it is to provide good contraception to those less fortunate illegals. If Sandra cant afford them,,, illegals probably cant either.

And for the first 2,000 OWS people that help, you will receive a personal annual supply of 5,000 condoms. These specially designed condoms have the OWS Handjob logo, as seen on the OWS website, and each will proudly display the Sandra Fuke signature, (some of those condoms were manufactured by child labor in China and the L was missing and will be collectors items.)

CUM on an help with major health issues that insurance does not cover. Show your SUPPORT. "RUSH" to the border this weekend.