Forum Post: Message For Team Ortega
Posted 10 years ago on July 26, 2013, 10:38 a.m. EST by dingofarango
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The Snake has shed its skin. Team members DA SZ ZG GY please report for phase II. RE: Pubs are in the can and our kiss also. Them O' craters are getting bigger and stronger by the day. Do NOT drop your pants just yet. Wait for the sign to remove your belts. Beware, the "one with no money" is powerful. The goal remains twenty thousand. Use key III to break the cypher.
It reads.
Buy more Ortega salsa products!!!
On sale at Krogers.
Dun, dun, dun........... 'Mornin', dicknose.
The photo came in. You were right about the wingless Phoenix. The "one with no money" is our last hurdle.
Glad to see your awake. You are a bit late on the game today. Just get high or are you suffering from a massive hangover?
Don't do that yet. The ship still doesn't have a governor. We are waiting for the chocolate chip to decide what to do. It's confirmed, he was born here.
So, you're high as hell. Good to know.
So, what is your bullshit fortune cookie for the day?
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