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Forum Post: Message For Team Ortega

Posted 4 years ago on July 26, 2013, 10:38 a.m. EST by dingofarango (-5)
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The Snake has shed its skin. Team members DA SZ ZG GY please report for phase II. RE: Pubs are in the can and our kiss also. Them O' craters are getting bigger and stronger by the day. Do NOT drop your pants just yet. Wait for the sign to remove your belts. Beware, the "one with no money" is powerful. The goal remains twenty thousand. Use key III to break the cypher.



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[-] 2 points by shoozTroll (17632) 4 years ago

It reads.

Buy more Ortega salsa products!!!

On sale at Krogers.

[-] 2 points by GirlFriday (17435) 4 years ago

Dun, dun, dun........... 'Mornin', dicknose.

[-] -2 points by dingofarango (-5) 4 years ago

The photo came in. You were right about the wingless Phoenix. The "one with no money" is our last hurdle.

[-] 2 points by GirlFriday (17435) 4 years ago

Glad to see your awake. You are a bit late on the game today. Just get high or are you suffering from a massive hangover?

[-] -1 points by dingofarango (-5) 4 years ago

Don't do that yet. The ship still doesn't have a governor. We are waiting for the chocolate chip to decide what to do. It's confirmed, he was born here.

[-] 2 points by GirlFriday (17435) 4 years ago

So, you're high as hell. Good to know.

So, what is your bullshit fortune cookie for the day?