Forum Post: JULY 4, 2015 - Deposed President taking refuge in Canada's Great North

(AJP) Following what is being hailed as a virtually bloodless "Second American Revolution", deposed President Barack Obama, Vice-president Joe Biden, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and their families fled the country aboard Air Force One and landed early this morning on Igloolik, Baffin Island.

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper stated that this extremely isolated location in the Great North was at present "one of the safest places in the world" for the three to take up residence. They were, however, greeted upon arrival by an estimated 6,000 Inuit waving placards such as "No more war criminals in Igloolik!", "Nunavut is not the world's garbage dump!", and chanting heartily "Send them to The Hague!" in a probable reference to the site of the International War Crimes Tribunal.

The trio seemed relieved, however, to reunite with old friends already calling Igloolik home, such as Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali, Hosni Mubarak, Muammar Gaddafi, Ali Abdullah Saleh, King Abdullah, King Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa, King Bibi Netanyahu, Vladimir Putin, Hu Jintao and others.

Igloolik's landscape is gloomy and desolate. Only Mr. Gaddafi seems to enjoy it because it reminds him of the desert back home; he lives in his own igloo, however, because his companions in exile refuse to recognize him as "King of Kings". The eerie silence is only broken periodically by the screams of terror of Silvio Berlusconi being thrown into the icy waters by Inuit girls or by the cries of glee of George W. Bush throwing seal bones to his frisky poodle Tony Blair.