Forum Post: Iranian terror plot is BULLSHIT

Wall Street: Hey Obama, people everywhere are protesting how you and Congress basically let us rob them. Uh, we need this to stop.

Obama: Hm...Eric, got any ideas?

Eric Holder: Well we arrested an Iranian agent who was going to try and assassinate the Saudi ambassador.

Wall Street: Don't the Iranians and other governments send agents here often?

Obama: Yeah but you guys control the media. Make a big deal over this one, call it a thwarted terror attack.

Wall Street: Oh! Excellent, the good old fashioned Nazi trick. Get the American people to hate a foreign enemy and the protesters will look like fools. We might even get into a war this way. That always make us more money.

Joe Biden: How are we going to pay for ANOTHER war?

Wall Street: This is why you aren't invited to our parties anymore Biden, you fucking idiot. We'll just do what we always do: Raise taxes on everyone but us and then have the Federal Reserve print more money.

China: We'll lend you some more money too, we need you guys to be w- I mean, we need you guys to be nice and strong.

Joe Biden: China's always such a good friend.

Obama: Right then, it's decided.

AND THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED!