Posted 6 years ago on Nov. 2, 2011, 4:54 p.m. EST by Thrasymaque
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In its bid to prepare for the winter months, OWS's general assembly passed a motion yesterday to hire two Canadian Inuits from Nunavut. Mr. Aguta Akluitok and Mr. Arjalinerk Ataneq will be tasked with training OWS protesters. Their curriculum is impressive. Both have extensive experience in traditional Inuit tracking and hunting and have served on the Canadian's special reserves as elite winter survival specialists. Confidential sources reveal they served as headhunters during the frantic Obama Bin Laden search in the snow covered caves of Tora Bora.
With this move, OWS aims to put to rest any speculation that the movement will die during the upcoming winter months. After the purchase of numerous iPads and MacBook Pros, this is their biggest expenditure yet. Something to the tune of $100,000.