Posted 6 years ago on Oct. 10, 2011, 6:59 p.m. EST by FatGuyOnTheScreen
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Hello everyone, I'm the fat guy on the screen here in Boston. I live in my parents house and haven't held a job for more than a week because employers won't let me bring my Game Cube to work and play video games like I do all day long at home on the couch, where I sit and eat my folks out of house and home.
I hope all worthless bumbs out there like me, who don't want to work and pay taxes will come here and join me in my mooching approach to changing the world.