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Forum Post: I own my own business and currently "employ" nobody.

Posted 6 years ago on March 28, 2012, 11:55 p.m. EST by VantagePoint250624 (-51)
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Since I am the only employee proper, nobody can stop me from forming my own labor union.

I'm thinking it will work out great!

I'll get double time on weekends, triple time on Sundays and holidays!

I'll get to leave with a full days pay after making my "show up" 45 minute appearance if there are any problems outside my job description preventing me from doing that days tasks!

I'll finally get good health insurance for mere pennies on the dollars and maybe even free legal services.

I'll also get to chew up lots of company time and money with grievance filing and arbitration while getting paid!

I can see the light and hear the money train rolling my way.



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[-] 5 points by shoozTroll (17632) 6 years ago

You're grasp of the absurd continues unabated.

[+] -5 points by VantagePoint250624 (-51) 6 years ago

Gleaned by studying the likes of your kind.....

[-] 4 points by shoozTroll (17632) 6 years ago

OK, but your powers of observation are not strong.

Pretty lame actually....................:)

[+] -4 points by VantagePoint250624 (-51) 6 years ago

Of course you'd say that as you lack any ability to realize just how absurd you are. That's what sociopaths do.

[-] 3 points by RayLansing (99) 6 years ago

Sounds like a typical day for self entitled CEOs. Thanks for proving how self entitled CEOs are!

[-] -3 points by VantagePoint250624 (-51) 6 years ago

I performed all my tasks flawlessly and to a very high standard.

It would appear with all these scab clients, I will have to lay somebody off.

[-] 0 points by tedscrat (-96) 6 years ago

I could form my own country. It would encompass my 2 acre property bounderies. My army would consist of my 8 attack dogs that patrol the borders to keep idiots and dolts out. My national budget would be in the black and deficit spending would be forbidden

[-] 1 points by wellhungjury (296) 6 years ago

You could name it Petoria.

[-] 0 points by CCNN (8) from Walla Walla, WA 6 years ago

Careful! A lot of people here will think you are a Sovereign Citizen and will call for the government to put you in a concentration camp. Or just kill you.


[-] -1 points by farmerbrown (-3) 6 years ago

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy): a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

[-] -3 points by VantagePoint250624 (-51) 6 years ago

Well first thing this morning I found out that all my clients and patrons are cheap skate scabs. Some even said they didn't think I should have such a lofty raise if they were going to have to pay for it.