Posted 3 years ago on Oct. 7, 2012, 11:22 a.m. EST by Shule
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I get emails from all kinds of celebrity politicians. I even get emails from Barack Obama! I suppose I can call him Barack 'cause he refers me by my first name, and he signs his emails "Barack." The other day I got an email from "Mitt"; Mitt Romney that is. I suppose I can call him Mitt for the same reason I can call Barack "Barack". Anyway, Mitt was telling me he needed some money, and asked if I could give him some. I wrote back " Hey Mitt, what gives? Why are you asking me for money? You're the multi-millionaire, not me."