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Forum Post: I discovered that when I shove a sharp pencil up my nose, that it hurts real bad. Why?

Posted 2 years ago on Nov. 14, 2011, 6:39 p.m. EST by MissBirdy (-78) from Thornwood, NY
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Has this ever happened to anybody?

I am getting tired and scared of all of these people at Zuccotti park I feel kind of like Patty Hearst...I'm afraid to leave.

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[-] 2 points by Frankie (733) 2 years ago

Just shove harder and everything will be fine.

[-] 0 points by HowdyDoodyTime (27) from Brooklyn, NY 2 years ago

I have a pain in my skull when I hit myself with a large stick. How do I make the pain stop?

[-] 0 points by Frankie (733) 2 years ago

You're not doing it hard enough. Put some elbow into it.

[-] 0 points by HowdyDoodyTime (27) from Brooklyn, NY 2 years ago

I don't think that would help. thanks anyway

[-] 0 points by Frankie (733) 2 years ago

It will work. Really. Promise. You just have to do it hard enough.

It's kinda like doing a back-flip... You can't go at it half-assed or it doesn't work. ; )

[-] 0 points by HowdyDoodyTime (27) from Brooklyn, NY 2 years ago

Thank you so much for taking the time to explain this again. I'll try out your suggestion. Why is belching so refreshing?

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[-] 0 points by MissBirdy (-78) from Thornwood, NY 2 years ago

I heard that, if you stand on your head while shoving the pencil up your nose, you won’t feel as much pain.

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[-] 1 points by OccupyNews (1183) 2 years ago

I'm sorry Miss Birdy, but I can't be with someone who sharpens first and asks questions later.

[-] 0 points by MissBirdy (-78) from Thornwood, NY 2 years ago

Ok sorry, I'm not going to do that again!

[-] 0 points by MVSN (768) from Stockton, CA 2 years ago

A plumbing snake is the most effective item to shove up your nose. Believe me, I know.

[-] 0 points by MissBirdy (-78) from Thornwood, NY 2 years ago

Thanks. I was not aware of this. I will try that next

[-] 0 points by queenann (-220) from New Rochelle, NY 2 years ago

Miss Birdy this happened because the pencil is straight and the nose is not. There are these curved empty areas behind the nose (not the brain cavity) (sinuses). THEREFORE when you shove the pencil up your nose, you need to break it into smaller pieces and shove one piece at a time, sniffing strongly to get them in

[-] 0 points by MissBirdy (-78) from Thornwood, NY 2 years ago

thanks, that's a good idea.

[-] 0 points by Fivepercent (39) 2 years ago

Sounds a lot about people that bitch about having to pay back the money they've borrowed.

[-] 1 points by EricBlair (447) 2 years ago

Yea. Like General Electric

[-] 0 points by Fivepercent (39) 2 years ago

Really? General Electric isn't re-paying a debt? Please explain.

[-] 0 points by MissBirdy (-78) from Thornwood, NY 2 years ago

I don't get the connection. Maybe it's over my head (my understanding) Thanks for the input.

[-] 0 points by HowdyDoodyTime (27) from Brooklyn, NY 2 years ago

The same thing happened to me. I don't put the pencil there anymore. Hope this helps. If you need a ride I can pick you up in NYC.

[-] 0 points by MissBirdy (-78) from Thornwood, NY 2 years ago

I'm glad someone can relate with me. Sometimes I feel like such an odd ball.