Posted 8 years ago on July 17, 2012, 11:08 p.m. EST by Underdog
from Clermont, FL
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Step 1: Get a high-level job with Bain Capital (parasite)
Step 2: Look for a perfectly healthy company (host) to purchase for pillage
Step 3: Saddle that host company with huge debt
Step 4: Siphon the borrowed money from the debt-laden host company into parasite Bain's coffers
Step 5: Let the host company go belly-up, destroy pension funds, and layoff workers
Step 6: After getting everything possible from the host, leave its carcass to rot in bankruptcy and/or dissolution.
Step 7: Repeat Steps 2 through Step 6 above
See this link for greater detail about the above. My thanks to shadz66 for providing it.