Welcome login | signup
Language en es fr
OccupyForum

Forum Post: Head and Body Lice Outbreak at Occupy Portland

Posted 2 years ago on Nov. 6, 2011, 5:29 p.m. EST by nikka (228)
This content is user submitted and not an official statement

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5ypeLuKnLg

Occupy Portland made the announcement that head and body were present and there is an outbreak in the camp. Advice being given out about shampoo treatments.

29 Comments

29 Comments


Read the Rules
[-] 1 points by shooz (26667) 2 years ago

Happens in the schools from time to time too.

They don't send in the riot cops though.

[-] 1 points by DanaDarling (2) 2 years ago

Im a high school student and I really want to do my Senior Project on the movement! Ive been to occupyPDX a few times before this lice outbreak and decided I wanted to do my volunteer work there but now that there is bugs Im second guessing it. You think it will clear up quickly? Or any ideas of alternative volunteer work still involved with occupy?

[-] 1 points by DanaDarling (2) 2 years ago

Im a high school student and I really want to do my Senior Project on the movement! Ive been to occupyPDX a few times before this lice outbreak and decided I wanted to do my volunteer work there but now that there is bugs Im second guessing it. You think it will clear up quickly? Or any ideas of alternative volunteer work still involved with occupy?

[-] 1 points by PersonalResponsibility (2) 2 years ago

Lie with dogs, wake up with fleas? They should just freeze their jeans...works for Levi's.

[-] 1 points by PersonalResponsibility (2) 2 years ago

Lie with dogs, wake up with fleas? They should just freeze their jeans...works for Levi's.

[-] 1 points by tomcat68 (298) 2 years ago

great cure for lice:

Liberally apply Human Feces to the infected area. No prescription required simply locate a pile on a sidewalk near a protest.

If the Lice remain after 12 hours, simple start chanting "Hope Change Hope Change" until Obama spews happy words in your general direction.

[-] 0 points by mediaauditr (-88) 2 years ago

Today, and in the future, the bounds of our organizing efforts will be intimately linked to the size of the nearest sewer system.

[-] 1 points by portlandheadlice (1) 2 years ago

The Greater Portland Lice Advocacy Board is raising concerns about the quality of humans Portland area lice are being forced to infest. "The living conditions for lice at Occupy Portland is horrendous," claims council board members. "We are asking members to only occupy humans who have showered within the last month," said one GPLAB member, "but there is a real scarcity of humans with that qualification left here at Occupy Portland."

[-] 0 points by nikka (228) 2 years ago

Priceless!!!

[-] 1 points by Builder (4202) 2 years ago

Lice contrails for sure.

Get the clippers out.

[-] 1 points by nikka (228) 2 years ago

I think the lice were purposely brought into the encampment by infiltrators. Or the cops. Or the helicopter people.

[-] 0 points by JohnnyO (119) 2 years ago

Could be they were brought in by Bush operatives. Or by big Pharma; create demand for Nix! Chigger and fleas are next! Lice can spread the plague.

[-] 1 points by ramous (765) from Wabash, IN 2 years ago

Chiggers? Don't you call bugs by the Ch word! racist. You know you have to call them all body bugs, you can't differentiate.

[-] 1 points by sgcase (8) from Carson City, NV 2 years ago

ALERT-FreeRepublic is missing it's village idiot...You are called back to servec eemeediatly!!!

[-] 0 points by JohnnyO (119) 2 years ago

Man you are right! I forget where we live!

[-] 1 points by buik (380) from Towson, MD 2 years ago

uh-oh. if peta hears about the treatments they are gonna be PISSED

[-] 1 points by nikka (228) 2 years ago

My money's on the lice.

[-] 1 points by buik (380) from Towson, MD 2 years ago

lol. i feel bad for them tho

[-] 0 points by foreverleft (233) 2 years ago

Crabs too?

[-] 0 points by JohnnyO (119) 2 years ago

I heard they are all out of clean needles too. It's getting rough out there.

[-] 0 points by tsizzle (73) from De Pere, WI 2 years ago

explain to me why it is necessary to sleep there?

[-] 0 points by mediaauditr (-88) 2 years ago

try and get some nookie

[-] 0 points by dantes44 (431) from Alexandria, VA 2 years ago

Ha ha.