Forum Post: Head and Body Lice Outbreak at Occupy Portland
Posted 13 years ago on Nov. 6, 2011, 5:29 p.m. EST by nikka
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5ypeLuKnLg
Occupy Portland made the announcement that head and body were present and there is an outbreak in the camp. Advice being given out about shampoo treatments.
Happens in the schools from time to time too.
They don't send in the riot cops though.
Im a high school student and I really want to do my Senior Project on the movement! Ive been to occupyPDX a few times before this lice outbreak and decided I wanted to do my volunteer work there but now that there is bugs Im second guessing it. You think it will clear up quickly? Or any ideas of alternative volunteer work still involved with occupy?
Im a high school student and I really want to do my Senior Project on the movement! Ive been to occupyPDX a few times before this lice outbreak and decided I wanted to do my volunteer work there but now that there is bugs Im second guessing it. You think it will clear up quickly? Or any ideas of alternative volunteer work still involved with occupy?
Lie with dogs, wake up with fleas? They should just freeze their jeans...works for Levi's.
Lie with dogs, wake up with fleas? They should just freeze their jeans...works for Levi's.
great cure for lice:
Liberally apply Human Feces to the infected area. No prescription required simply locate a pile on a sidewalk near a protest.
If the Lice remain after 12 hours, simple start chanting "Hope Change Hope Change" until Obama spews happy words in your general direction.
Today, and in the future, the bounds of our organizing efforts will be intimately linked to the size of the nearest sewer system.
The Greater Portland Lice Advocacy Board is raising concerns about the quality of humans Portland area lice are being forced to infest. "The living conditions for lice at Occupy Portland is horrendous," claims council board members. "We are asking members to only occupy humans who have showered within the last month," said one GPLAB member, "but there is a real scarcity of humans with that qualification left here at Occupy Portland."
Priceless!!!
Lice contrails for sure.
Get the clippers out.
I think the lice were purposely brought into the encampment by infiltrators. Or the cops. Or the helicopter people.
Could be they were brought in by Bush operatives. Or by big Pharma; create demand for Nix! Chigger and fleas are next! Lice can spread the plague.
Chiggers? Don't you call bugs by the Ch word! racist. You know you have to call them all body bugs, you can't differentiate.
ALERT-FreeRepublic is missing it's village idiot...You are called back to servec eemeediatly!!!
Man you are right! I forget where we live!
uh-oh. if peta hears about the treatments they are gonna be PISSED
My money's on the lice.
lol. i feel bad for them tho
Crabs too?
I heard they are all out of clean needles too. It's getting rough out there.
explain to me why it is necessary to sleep there?
try and get some nookie
Ha ha.